Del Taco surprise

[sprite75]

A couple in Lakewood, Colorado got a surprise when they stopped at a Del Taco to order tacos.  A small bag of marijuana was included with the order.  The couple called the cops when they discovered this, and they arrested the employee who gave them the pot.  The now former Del Taco employee said it was for a friend of his.

How many jokes can be made from this?

[Ash]

This happened at a KFC a few years ago if I remember correctly.

Funny thing, I used to have a friend who sold pot from the drive-thru window at Long John Silvers.  He confessed to me that he made thousands of dollars that way and never got caught.  He'd have friends who'd drive up to the speaker, order something and use the "code word" for that week.  When they'd drive up to the window, he'd have their bag of weed inside an empty drink cup.  So it just looked like he was giving them their drink.

[Trevor]

This reminds me of the urban legend that did the rounds in South Africa a few years back when McDonalds first came to this country. The legend was that if you went to the Zambezi Avenue McDonalds in Pretoria North, you got a nice and juicy extra with your burger ~ a nice helping of spit mixed with a good old fashioned "greenie". 

[Ash]

The legend was that if you went to the Zambezi Avenue McDonalds in Pretoria North, you got a nice and juicy extra with your burger ~ a nice helping of spit mixed with a good old fashioned "greenie". 

That reminds me of another friend of mine named Larry King (yes, Larry King) who used to work the drive-thru at Wendy's years ago.
I asked him one time if he'd ever spat on anyone's burger.
He told me that he had spit on countless burgers.  Anyone who even showed the slightest bit of rudeness towards him got their burger hocked on.  He said that he estimated he'd done it over 100 times.   

[Jack]

That reminds me of another friend of mine named Larry King (yes, Larry King) who used to work the drive-thru at Wendy's years ago.
I asked him one time if he'd ever spat on anyone's burger.
He told me that he had spit on countless burgers.  Anyone who even showed the slightest bit of rudeness towards him got their burger hocked on.  He said that he estimated he'd done it over 100 times.   

From seeing the guy on TV, it's no surprise that he used to do that back in his younger days.

[indianasmith]

I worked at a Dairy Queen in High School with a drunken lout named Dean . . .  if someone he didn't like came through the drive-in, he would swipe their burger patty across the bottom of his shoe before putting it on the bun.  Jerk.

He also put a large hot dog weiner in my malt when I wasn't looking one time.  THAT was startling to discover!!!!

[Mr. DS]

It pains me to think what I have put into my gullet over the years. 

Side note, the Del Taco surprise is much better than any Happy Meal toy I ever received.  Ok lame joke out of the way.   

[Rev. Powell]

I worked at a Dairy Queen in High School with a drunken lout named Dean . . . 

That's funny.  I post on a message board with a drunken lout named Dean! (jus kiddin, Dean).

[dean]

I worked at a Dairy Queen in High School with a drunken lout named Dean . . . 

That's funny.  I post on a message board with a drunken lout named Dean! (jus kiddin, Dean).

If I wasn't so blitzed on vodka and Maccas weed I'd be insulted.




On a side note a guy I knew in high school became a drug dealer either just after or during his latter stages of his education.  Apparently he basically had fast-food names for all the different types/sizes he would sell.  Like a Big Mac would be such and such an amount, a quarter pounder another etc.

I guess he just wanted to prepare his clients for the munchies before-hand.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

And they always forget to leave onions off of my food. I like this other restaurants service better.
_Ed