Waaambulances and Whiners

[Derf]

Since I already started one juvenile topic today (Fake Names), I figured I'd go for twofers. It's been a while since I heard any good whiner jokes--you know: "Dial whine-one-one! We need a waaambulance!" type stuff. A lady I worked with used to reply to any complaint with a simple "Waa waa what?" Short, sweet, and to the point. I came up with "Where's your grass skirt? Aren't you Ha-whine?" A bit more awkward, but variations can be used that are fun: start a little hula dance and say, "I'm trying to speak your language; aren't you Ha-whine?" and so forth.

Anybody else got some good ones?

[AnubisVonMojo]

The one my mom would always use was, "Do you want some cheese with that whine?"

[Ash]

Here's a good one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZbdIQLsEpU

[CheezeFlixz]

Well it's a whine comment but doesn't have "whine" in the phrase.

To a guy I'll ask him ... "What's the problem, does your vagina hurt?"

[JJ80]

Round here they call it "Girning". A person who is deemed to "Girn" incessantly is described as "Greetin' Faced".