The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Patient7]

Metaphysically speaking, I wonder what Jesus does all day?

Probably helps God with all the crap going on Earth right now.

[Dennis]

I was driving home from work today when I noticed a sign at the Highland Park Community Center that read:

Folklorico Aerobics

Salsa Percussion Guitar

Piano Karate Preschool

I can understand what the first two probably are, but is there really a martial art for musically inclined children between the ages of 3 and 6 ?

[Mr. DS]

I'm patiently waiting to catch pumpkin theives. 

[ER]

Trey, back in 2000 we really should have.

[Shadow]

President Bush was briefed this morning and told that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone's amazement,  all of the color ran from Bush's face. He collapsed onto his desk... head in his hands, visibly shaken... almost whimpering!

Finally, he composed himself and asked, "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"

[ER]

Anthony Bourdain was right about Rachael Ray.

[Psycho Circus]

Ploughman's pork pie for breakfast (well, 1pm).....mmm!

[ghouck]

Prison food sucks. . .

[Rev. Powell]

Prison food sucks. . .

Maybe Leadbelly was luckier than he thought.

"When you get up in the morning when that big bell rings,
You go marching to the table, you see the same old thing,
Knife and fork are on the table, ain't nothin in my pan,
And you say a word about it you get in trouble with the man."

[ER]

Supposedly childbirth has killed more women than war has killed men. Scoff. Obviously in history combat has been for those who can't take a real risk in life. 

[ghouck]

Why is it that when anyone mentions Man finding other planets with life on them, my first thought is "Think of all the new types of food we could find". I see what are supposed to be REAL pictures of aliens and the first thing that comes to mind is "There's not much meat on one of those critters". We need more food here on earth, I'm getting bored with what we have.

[Sister Grace]

Why is it that when anyone mentions Man finding other planets with life on them, my first thought is "Think of all the new types of food we could find". I see what are supposed to be REAL pictures of aliens and the first thing that comes to mind is "There's not much meat on one of those critters". We need more food here on earth, I'm getting bored with what we have.

I worry about your ethics, what's worse, I completely agree with you. Who is up for open harvest?

[ER]

Yes, but except for that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?

[ER]

3 November 2008: What iceberg?

[Psycho Circus]

I'm very angry right now