A phone call

[sprite75]

Is Freely there, first name I.P.?

[Mr. DS]

"Hello there, I just figured this thing out after 8 years!" 

[Psycho Circus]

"Taxi please"

[sprite75]

Palin: Hello?
Bush: Hello, is this Sarah Palin?
Palin: Yes it is.
Bush: Hi Sarah, this is President Bush.
Palin: Nice try bud!  I'm not falling for the same trick twice!  There's an old saying in Alaska — I know it's in Texas, probably in Alaska — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

[Patient7]

Guy on Phone: I advise you to reconsider Mr. President.
Bush: Nope, not gonna change my mind.
Guy on Phone: Fine, give me the launch codes.

[Psycho Circus]

"Hello, is that you God?"

[schmendrik]

"Help, Condi, I'm lost again."

[TheDope]

Okay, I checked and I don't have Prince Albert in a can, or Janitor in a Drum, or pigs in a blanket.  ...but my refrigerator's running. Does that help?

[indianasmith]

Hello, Rush??  Long time listener, first time caller!"

[Yaddo 42]

Uncle Dick, they said I have to move out in January. What's up with that?

[Psycho Circus]

"Hey Jeb, we still on for poo sticks tonight?"

[AndyC]

"If you'll excuse me, Mrs. Castonmeyer, I've got a bug problem."

[fremontflyer]

"Obama said what about Nancy Reagan?  Whoo-ey! Maybe now that schmuck Trudeau will finally leave me alone."

[Psycho Circus]

Person On Phone: "You're IQ tests results are back Mr. Bush"

G.W.B: "Good I hope?"

Person On Phone: *muffled laughter*

[Nukie 2]

Curious George makes a telephone call to an important General.