New in town...

[sprite75]

Excuse me, sir.  I'm new in town.  Could you direct me to a good tree?  I need to take a real serious dump.

[Psycho Circus]

Yogi Bear sells out...

[Mr. DS]

Remember kids, only you can prevent hemorrhoids. 

[TheDope]

He was a furry caught in a normal world.  His @55 was grass.

[Patient7]

Hello, I am required by law to inform you that I am a registered sex offender.

[sideorderofninjas]

Could you direct me to Mr. Whipple's house.  He won't squeezing anymore Charmin after I meet with him...

[sprite75]

I gotta remember to wear pants when I'm up here in Chicago - the term Windy City takes on a whole new meaning when you've got wind blowing where the Charmin usually goes.

[Psycho Circus]

"Howdy neighbour, would you care to join me and the wife for some salmon and molasses?"

[Yaddo 42]

SNL's Bear City has it's own pimp, Fuzzy Wuzz.



FTR, I hate Bear City.

[Patient7]

I gotta remember to wear pants when I'm up here in Chicago - the term Windy City takes on a whole new meaning when you've got wind blowing where the Charmin usually goes.

Tell me about it.

[Mr. DS]

Its must be bear mating season again.

[AndyC]

And as the evil force gained strength, the apparitions became more surreal.

[sprite75]

Its must be bear mating season again.

That might explain why the red and blue bear were hanging around up there that day.

[Nukie 2]

High-five, I wipe with this hand!

[Draug]

JoJo used to be the fifth member of the A-Team, but he was quickly forgotten after the "vetenerian-incident".