Things not to say during sex

[BlackAngel]

I can't wait to tell all my friends in high school that I just had sex with R. Kelly.
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From every1 in NYC, c-ya

[chris]

Wow, this is way different with an adult!
(pointing at genitalia) Check this s**t out.
We're going to burn in hell for sure.
Pull my finger.

[Lee]

Where's this thing go?

[ErikJ]

Mommy always let me, why won't you?

[John]

I wish we could be brother & sister.
Let's try anal sex, you can be Frank.
Call me daddy!
Come on, move! You don't expect me to do all the work do you?
Let me try something new, my other girlfriend really loves it.
So tell me, how many other custo... I mean boyfriends have you had?

[Cunnins]

Bite the pillow baby!!!!  I'm Cumming!!!!