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COMERCIALS THAT MAKE YOU CHANGE THE CHANNEL!

Started by the master, July 29, 2008, 11:55:22 AM

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avenger the eagle

There is a capri sun commercial wherein a lifeguard falls from his tower because of some missing planks in the ramp  , and a female announce says, "30% (I think) less is not good with everything, but it is with capri sun, which now has 30% less sugar!". Yeah, the maiming of a potential life saver is great humor I tell you.

bladerunnerblues

All commercials make me change the channel or at least hit the mute button.
The radio ad that always makes me turn off my stereo is the one Geico Gecko.I can not stand its voice.
A gecko and a caveman.Why on Earth do they need 2 different mascots?

bladerunnerblues

Quote from: avenger the eagle on September 02, 2008, 10:34:34 AM
I HATE those god-mned Charmin bears, there is one commercial where the momma bear is chasing one of the kids so she can brush toilet paper of his butt.(I wish i were kidding)

The TRUTH ads-Self-important,egotistical, jackarses that make me wanna go buy a carton of Pall Malls.

Vonage commercials-Hate them
Ha!I saw that very Charmin ad last night.Okay folks,it's official.Yes,bears DO s**t in the woods.




Warp Ninja X

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I hate those AT&T commercials with the two guys. The smart one and the dumbass guy what a stupid moron.

sprite75

Quote from: Allhallowsday on September 22, 2008, 03:49:26 PM
I also MUST change the channel when the zoom zoom commercial comes on where thousands of consumers are in a Roman-like arena, stamping their feet and pounding their fists, it's a nihilistic post-apocolyptic vision... the ad men couldn't help but tip their hand about what they REALLY think of their customers...  :hatred:  :bluesad:  :hatred:

I can't stand those stupid Zoom-Zoom commercials either.
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Jack

Those Apple computer ads are really annoying too.  Like, okay, you've made 50 snarky little remarks to some nerdy businessman, and this is supposed to make me want to buy your computer...why?
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Rattrap007

Quote from: Jack on October 25, 2008, 10:18:01 AM
Those Apple computer ads are really annoying too.  Like, okay, you've made 50 snarky little remarks to some nerdy businessman, and this is supposed to make me want to buy your computer...why?
So you can be a smug arrogant unwashed douche with an overpriced computer too?

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WingedSerpent

These family roll over minutes commercials.  The Mom is a real b***** and her children annoy me. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmIj7_0-1kg


I truely hate these commercials.
At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

wickednick

Those god damn Free credit report.com commercials.  Freaking horrible songs that dig into your brain like some kind of hideous brain devouring brain slug which eats your brain and then you have no choice but to go to the web site and become apart of the collective horde now all i crave is human brains and s**tty alternative bands. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGHHHHH!
Smells like popcorn and shame

Mr. DS

Can we all agree that Old Navy commercials have been and are currently produced by something much more evil that could ever exist in hell?
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Rattrap007

Quote from: wyckednick on December 06, 2008, 07:43:48 AM
Those god damn Free credit report.com commercials.  Freaking horrible songs that dig into your brain like some kind of hideous brain devouring brain slug which eats your brain and then you have no choice but to go to the web site and become apart of the collective horde now all i crave is human brains and s**tty alternative bands. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGHHHHH!

I didn't mind them at first. First you hear the guy married the wrong girl and it ruined his credit and they have to live with her mom and dad. Ok. Then he has a crappy job. Ok I can see it costing you a good job. Then he can only get a beat up piece of crap car.. Well ok so bad credit will keep you from getting a really good car.. Then he sells the car and can only get a really old bicycle? Now ti is stupid. How bad is his credit that he can only get a pedal bicycle? Then he decides to run from his problems and now lives at a Medieval Fair... Yeah they are stupid as can be.


One I'm sick of is the new anti smoking one where the squeeze the aorta of a smoker and out comes crap that looks like tapioca pudding I change the channel now. Sick!

Jack

Those Free credit report .com commercials are horrible.  The first one where he was dressed up like a pirate in a restaurant was sort of cute.  The one where he was living in his girlfriend's parent's basement wasn't bad either.  But the car one and that latest rap (?) one.  Egads, gotta hit mute immediately. 

The Wrangler commercial with Brett Favre is getting on my nerves big time.  Thanks for that long, loving shot of Brett's butt.  I just can't get enough of that. 
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

ghouck

Any geico commercial. When I wrecked the Pimpmobile, they took over a month to get me the check (while their commercials say 24 hours) and their first offer was right around half of the blue book value. The rep actually laughed at me and said "The car isn't worth anything up there because everybody drives trucks, you're probably driving one of five or six CARS in the whole state". Obviously he's never been to Alaska.
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