No door money.

[Nukie 2]

"Well we made no money at the door, but atleast they gave us these half-full warm beers!"

Both "Cheers!"

[Mr. DS]

Its amazing who you can run into in the men's room isn't it. 

[TheDope]

Lemmy Beer: The beer of metal-wannabes everywhere!

[warlock92346]

another random urinalysis, dude can you pee in here for me?

[AndyC]

"Hey babes. My friend and I are 'associates' at a major department store. Wanna go out?"

[Terf]

About fingers: "Okay babe, you can suck either here or here? Now which do you think will make me happier?"

Or

Young Dan Akroyd was once a part of a two-man band known as "The Douchebags".

[Pennywise]

"Awesome! My favorite band's singer gave me a urine sample!"