Ode to an ancient oak!

[Nukie 2]

"I am a swaying ancient oak of the Dark Forrest, caught in the abysmal whirlwinds of Abbasha"
"And I am a woodland Gnome living off the bark of the elder oak tree!"

[Psycho Circus]

The Hardy Boyz try out a different gimmick...

[Jack]

"And her a$$ was about thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis wide!"
"I saw it too...it was scary!"

[AndyC]

Do you suffer from hemorrhoids? Ask your doctor about Bummonex.

[Psycho Circus]

"IMMORRTAAALL!!"

"Dude, I thought we were Mayhem?"

[Nukie 2]

"Raise da roof!"
"Get down, an' boogie!"

[Mr. DS]

"Come on...kicks us in the nuts to see how tough we are."

[TheDope]

Ooo, we are tho intimidating, thanding
here in our leather thlacks and makeup and hair
exthtentions!  Fear uth, honey, or we'll thcrach your eyeth out!

[JJ80]

KI$$ try experimental theatre!

[Terf]

Invisible Sandwich!

[Magnus]

Stephan and Gustav are yet another reason why the world hates mimes.   

[Pennywise]

"We are the masters of the Bedazzler!"