"The Person Above Me" Game

[Trevor]

The person above me has as his avatar what I have on my coffee table. 

[Trevor]

The person above me is about to undergo gender reassignment. Name is not the only thing that has changed.

[Rev. Powell]

If what the person above me writes is true, then s(he) will have to buy a whole new set of underpants.

[asimpson2006]

If what the person above me rights is true, then the person above me will have to buy new underpants for the person above them.

[Mr. DS]

The person above me has ninja underpants...or so I'm speculating.   

[Derf]

The person above me speculates about ninja underpants. Because ninjas don't wear kilts.

[JaseSF]

The person above me has a cute bunny avatar. But not as cute as most Playboy bunnies.

[Nukie 2]

The dude above me has an avatar of the Juice Man ''weez''ing the blood out of a human heart! Pretty gnarley!

[Nukie 2]

Can hack a loogie over 30 feet!

Chix diggit!

[Mr. DS]

The person above me has post some METAL-tastic pictures lately. 

[Psycho Circus]

The person above me needs to buy some Boglins 

[Nukie 2]

Is the lost son of John Mikel Thor.

[Nukie 2]

The person above me has post some METAL-tastic pictures lately. 

This person, although not above me, but with the comment directed at me makes up some of the funniest captions. They're probably really good at riffing on movies, and it such a skill should be allowed on resumes!

[Trevor]

Part of the person above me's screen name is the title of an infamous South African film which is a rip off of ET.

[Rev. Powell]

The person above me quickly and quietly had his sex change operation reversed, and now no one is the wiser.