Slowly We Rot

[Nukie 2]

"Poor Ned, he was just born to die in the gutter, litterally!"

[Nukie 2]

"Has he rotted yet?"


"How about now?"


"Lazy bum, sure taking his time to rot!"


"Is he done yet?"

[AndyC]

"Local man attacked by giant chrome word. Film at eleven."

[Nukie 2]

"Local man attacked by giant chrome word. Film at eleven."

[Jack]

Oh man, I thought he said "Are you ready to rock".  I really gotta start paying more attention...

[Psycho Circus]

Courtney Love: The E! True Hollywood Story...

[Mr. DS]

"Making news today, the corpse of a Guns And Roses fan was found.  Authorities are saying that he had been waiting for the release of the Chinese Democracy since it's initial planned release date. " 

[TheDope]

Don't worry, kids; Axel Rose still has work in posing for covers of death metal albums.

OR

Dammit, another zombie in my parking spot!

OR

RECORD EXEC - I dunno; it's a cool album cover and all, but are
you sure this is the direction you want to go in, Ms. Streisand?

[AndyC]

Most readers did not prefer the newspaper's new heading for death notices.

[Nukie 2]

When asked about the artwork, John Tardy of Obituary said, "It's an actual photograph taken from a Tampa Bay area festival known as Guavaween."

[Pennywise]

Ahh, the feel-good album of the year!