Honey, one question...

[sprite75]

Why did you point the clawfoot tubs towards that tree?  You know that's the tree our neighbors the Charmin Bears use when they have to do their business....

[TheDope]

Gee honey; sure am glad we installed the big screen HDTV here in the bathroom;
now we can watch "Men in Trees" in hi-def as we bathe.

[Mr. DS]

"Uh honey, this cold water is neutralizing the effects of the Viagra.  We'd better do this now."

[Jack]

Gee honey, all the neighbor's have telescopes...do you think we should get one too?

[AndyC]

They're being eaten by a giant pitcher plant.

[Terf]

Judy and Tom were out for a lovely drive in their battery-powered bathtubs when, all of a sudden,

the tree from Poltergeist got them!





[idk]