Happy Thanksgiving one and all!

[AnubisVonMojo]

Happy Consumption Day folks! Whether you're eating turkey, turducken, tofurkey, or whatever fowl or faux-fowl centric dish on your table, may your stomachs swell with greatness until your belts need unbuckling and you pop no less than two buttons before dessert. 

And while you're digesting, we put together a little holiday roundtable, so check out our contributions at The Tomb of Anubis for some Turkey Day entertainment.

[Ash]

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone!

I just got back from my dad's place and ate two gigantic platefuls of turkey, mashed potatoes, corn and sliced ham.
They had stuffing, cranberry junk and pumpkin pie, but I don't care for any of that.
(yes, really...I do not like pumpkin pie)

Now I think I'll go sit on the toilet for an hour.  I just checked...yep, I've got plenty of TP!   

[AnubisVonMojo]

Now I think I'll go sit on the toilet for an hour.  I just checked...yep, I've got plenty of TP!   

Ladies and gentlemen, the reason man invented the laptop.

[Menard]

Now I think I'll go sit on the toilet for an hour.  I just checked...yep, I've got plenty of TP!   

Ladies and gentlemen, the reason man invented the laptop.

...and the plunger

Ash, just put it to your mouth, push, and everything will come out the other end.

[Trevor]

Now I think I'll go sit on the toilet for an hour.  I just checked...yep, I've got plenty of TP!   

[Trevor]

Now I think I'll go sit on the toilet for an hour.  I just checked...yep, I've got plenty of TP!   

Ladies and gentlemen, the reason man invented the laptop.

...and the plunger

Ash, just put it to your mouth, push, and everything will come out the other end.

Well, that worked in a way for SteveO in Jackass Number Two. 

[Raffine]

The Macys Parade pays an awkward tribute to the most obnoxious internet meme ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bfNgekJG4M&eurl

[Ash]

Astley was obviously lip-syncing.