Who's a badass?

[frank]

"Now, little fella, everything's gonna be alright. They dedicated a tribute
thread to me over at www.badmovies.org, plus I'm mentioned in the
"Who's a badass" poll."

[schmendrik]

"I love to start my day with an Endangered Species Breakfast Burrito."

[JJ80]

Steve always had to think that little bit bigger at Thanksgiving!

[Rev. Powell]

"Just a freindly reminder for when we do our big scene together--nobody upstages Steven Segall!  Got it?"

[AndyC]

"With the widow's peak, we do kind of look alike."

[Neville]

By the mid-90s, Steven Seagal decided to tackle his weight issues by substituting every meal by a raw bald eagle.

[Mr. DS]

"Ok don't move while I bite your head off..."

[the Rev. J. Darkside]

The love scene's happenin' whether you want it to or not, got it?

[Neville]

The love scene's happenin' whether you want it to or not, got it?

LOL 

[AndyC]

"Congratulations, Mr. Seagal. It's a boy."

[Pennywise]

"Maybe if I bite the head off of this bird like Ozzy Osbourne I'll be famous again..."