Amish online dating site?

Trevor · December 04, 2008, 07:14:20 AM

AdnanZ from the IMDB alerted us to this site: www.amish-online-dating.com.

I don't know if it's for real or not but it is very funny.

Mr. DS · December 04, 2008, 08:48:26 AM

Damn you have to join to browse the hot amish action...

Trevor · December 04, 2008, 09:23:42 AM

Quote from: The DarkSider on December 04, 2008, 08:48:26 AM
Damn you have to join to browse the hot amish action...

Just for the hell of it, I'm going to join and see what happens.

Trevor · December 04, 2008, 09:31:41 AM

Here you go......

www.amishonlinedating.com/Trevorus

Note that I love cow faeces.......

ER · December 04, 2008, 09:58:49 AM

That site's hilarious, and Trevor's personal ad is the best! Karma his way.

It's funny, where I live I actually do see real Amish from time to time, including a mother and daughter literally two days ago, shopping, and a little known fact is they let their teenagers run amok to try out the modern world, and these Amish kids are HELLIONS! It's like they pack all the R-rated events of high school and college into a couple short seasons. They're something else.

asimpson2006 · December 04, 2008, 10:03:24 AM

Quote from: ER on December 04, 2008, 09:58:49 AM
That site's hilarious, and Trevor's personal ad is the best! Karma his way.

It's funny, where I live I actually do see real Amish from time to time, including a mother and daughter literally two days ago, shopping, and a little known fact is they let their teenagers run amok to try out the modern world, and these Amish kids are HELLIONS! It's like they pack all the R-rated events of high school and college into a couple short seasons. They're something else.

It's some kind of ritual that basically when children who are Amish reach a certain age they are allowed to go into the real world and live for a bit of time before deciding if they want to stay in the outside world or go back to the Amish community for good.

From what a former co-worker told me the teenage Amish girls, they will pretty much do anything sexual though I have yet to believe that since I would have to meet one first to believe it.

Hammock Rider · December 04, 2008, 04:14:59 PM

Very funny Trevor, you've got to write a few blog entrees. And put up a picture!

This reminds me of that reality show called Amish in the City. The producers took a bunch of Amish kids who were undergoing Rumspringa ("running around") which is a chance the Amish get to experience the outside world before deciding whether to stay with the Amish community or go out on their own, and put them in a house in L.A with a bunch of modern kids and they lived together Real World-style.

ER · December 04, 2008, 04:50:32 PM

Today, motivated you understand strictly by my love of science and in the interest of getting to the truth about the morals of teen Amish girls, I asked two men I know who got around a bit back in their glory days if they ever had the honor of dating an Amish chick. Both said no, they hadn't had the pleasure, but then they both followed up with some story of second or third hand knowledge that sounds like what asimpson said, that they "heard" Amish girls could be the wildest of the wild. I'll spare details of what was told but, yeah, wild..

This concept is so funny to me,. Hot, wild Amish women. Now I've heard everything!