Uwe Boll's "Ninja Poo Undies"

[Trevor]

Dr Uwe Boll launches his next film project entitled Ninja Poo Undies, due for release on the 12th of Never, hopefully.

Ninja Poo Undies a.k.a In The Name Of Trevor: An Undie Stink Tale is a minor motion picture, shot in glorious monochrome black and white, lensed in wonderful ShakyCam and on the widest screen format that 8mm film can provide.

It is a serious investigation into the declining standards of a certain South African guy's underpants, sending teams of oxygen-masked ninja assault teams racing up the forest of hair and pimples on the person's legs, past the knobbly knees and up into the never as yet explored area where the sun don't ever shine.

This is truly a film for the discerning cinemagoer ~ i.e. those people who like to be blindfolded in a cinema and then gagged with old underpants ~ not many people will see it then, I suppose.

Look out for Ninja Poo Undies at a cinema or showing on a toilet wall near you: be there or...........be somewhere else. 

[Jack]

Oh jeez, I suppose there's a video game in the works as well...eek!

[Trevor]

Oh jeez, I suppose there's a video game in the works as well...eek!

Yes, there is: a new video game console called the WEEPOO with a special foot pad in the shape of a pair of Y fronts, which, when pressed, gives out corresponding noises and appropriate smells depending on which area is pressed. 

[JJ80]

Perhaps a 3D version would be a better option!

[Tealscrubber]

I hope this is a joke.I really do.
There are bad movies and then there are Uwe Boll movies.

[Trevor]

Welcome to the site, tealscrubber. 

The subject of this powerhouse film is the guy in the avatar picture to the left ~ i.e me ~ and yes, it is a joke. 

[Saucerman]

heh, I showed this thread to my roommate, and, not reading past the initial post, assumed that this was a real, upcoming Uwe Boll film.

I'm not sure if that's more of a testament to Trevor's skills at parody, or Uwe Boll's skill at producing unspeakably foul things.