Having the wife dress up as an Arby's girl...

[sprite75]

Is sooo much less embarrassing than, shall we say, those drive through incidents.

[AnubisVonMojo]

"Hey big boy, these patties are all beef, my shake is smooooth, and I come with my own special dipping sauce. Now drive through!"

[Nukie 2]

"Minimum wage pffft! Even prostitutes are paid more for this!"

[Mr. DS]

"Look Miss I don't care if you delivered it, the order is still wrong."

[Magnus]

A few more nights of this and he'll kick it then I can go to Subway

[sideorderofninjas]

Sampling the curly fries costs extra with the horsey sauce..

[Jack]

Gee honey, I'm so glad you decided not to go with that Hooters Girl idea that I suggested.  Numerous times.  Yeah, Arby's is just as good.  Better...yeah, better.

[warlock92346]

You got fries with that shake baby!

[TheDope]

"please don't ask about the special sauce...please don't ask about the special sauce...please don't ask about the special sauce..."

[Yaddo 42]

You got fries with that shake baby!

Shake like that don't need fries!



(Stolen from George Clinton. Take me to the Mothership, Dr. Funkenstein!)

[Magnus]

 If you think this is disturbing just wait twenty minutes it gets worse...

[AndyC]

"I'll tell you what you did, Caligula. You combined food and sex into one disgusting, uncontrollable urge."

[Pennywise]

The camera adds 10 pounds. The food adds 20 more.