Badmovies.org Official "Ever notice..." thread!

[ER]

Ever notice most atheists will tell you they're atheists within the first five minutes of meeting them?

[ER]

Ever notice how few A-list stand-up comics are eskimos?

[ER]

Ever notice y'all are slacking in your "Ever notice..." duties here? 

[BTM]

Ever notice there's not a lot of black country singers?

I wonder if there's a reason for that... besides the obvious ones.

[BTM]

Ever notice most politicians who are against school vouchers tend to send THEIR kids to private schools?  Man, that's ironic...

[ER]

Ever notice death row inmates waste the fact that they can get anything they want for a last meal?

"Uhh, yeah, Warden, gimme some, uhhh, mac 'n cheese."

[ER]

Ever notice it almost does seem like washing machines eat clothes?

[BTM]

Ever notice the more numerous (and heavy) the packages you have, the longer the line will be at the post office?

[ER]

Ever notice for a man who has written a short story a week for sixty years, Ray Bradbury manages to remain impressively creative to this very day?

[BTM]

Ever notice most lawyers talk really bad about other lawyers?

I think in psychology that's called "projection".  :)

[ghouck]

Ever notice most atheists will tell you they're atheists within the first five minutes of meeting them?

Eh, , you're stretching it there. I know plenty and have never heard anyone thrust that info on others like you say. Ever see an atheist wearing a religious medallion to tell everyone what their religion is? No?, , ,can you say the same for other religions? Didn't think so. .

[ghouck]

Ever notice how you feel bad for stealing office supplies from work, then feel even worse for buying a whole container of paperclips or rubber bands because you only need one. I just go ahead and steal one from work, and imagine I am making the world a better place by NOT throwing the other 99 paperclips or rubber bands away, which I invariably do once I get tired of them being in my way.

[BTM]

Eh, , you're stretching it there. I know plenty and have never heard anyone thrust that info on others like you say. Ever see an atheist wearing a religious medallion to tell everyone what their religion is? No?, , ,can you say the same for other religions? Didn't think so. .

Well, in fairness a lot of people wear "religious" medallions (crosses in particular) who probably just consider it nothing more than jewelry (or, in some cases a keepsake from someone else who owned it.)

But what "religious medallions" could an atheist wear?  The Darwin fish?

[ER]

Eh, , you're stretching it there. I know plenty and have never heard anyone thrust that info on others like you say. Ever see an atheist wearing a religious medallion to tell everyone what their religion is? No?, , ,can you say the same for other religions? Didn't think so. .
   

ghouck! You forgot to say "Ever notice"!!!! now you have to go back to the beginning, like Simon Says! Oh, and send us all pizzas too. Just the rules, man, I don't make 'em...  

Nah, you're right, I was being facetious about atheists, who don't all do that, of course, but it does seem like an awful lot of them do. And theists often do too. Me, I don't understand how anyone can express a belief or disbelief in God without finishing the sentence with "at least I hope I'm right." Cause the bottom line is no matter what you believe, who really knows?

Ever notice, though, religious art is not what it used to be?

[BTM]

Ever notice how you feel bad for stealing office supplies from work

I do?

Oh, yeah, yeah, I feel totally bad about that!  Er.. that is, if I stole stuff from the office.  Which I don't, of course.

(cough, cough)