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worst youtube music video i've seen in awhile

Started by Sister Grace, December 12, 2008, 07:25:10 PM

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Sister Grace

Every once in awhile, I come across a music video on youtube that is soooo terrible i can't help but watch. Its like a deer caught in headlights kinda deal. I've never heard of this guy before, but someone should tell him that:

1. chicks don't really dig the mid-evil get up attire

2. the nelson twins called and said they want thier hair back

3. please never ever ever sing again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDyDz8WeiM4

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zombie no.one

#2
LOL somehow I knew before I clicked it would be that Chris Dane Owens song. seems to be gaining notoriety and going viral lately .
saw these gifs for it the other day, kind of sums it up nicely



there should be a 'bad music videos' board on here, not just a thread!

Javakoala

Quote from: Suitcase Grace on December 12, 2008, 07:25:10 PM
Every once in awhile, I come across a music video on youtube that is soooo terrible i can't help but watch. Its like a deer caught in headlights kinda deal. I've never heard of this guy before, but someone should tell him that:

1. chicks don't really dig the mid-evil get up attire

2. the nelson twins called and said they want thier hair back

3. please never ever ever sing again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDyDz8WeiM4

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This guy would SO get his ass kicked at an SCA practice.

Jape

Proof a larger budget can just increase the terror.

The various scenes and characters in the video suggest this was for the soundtrack of a movie, please say it ain't so.
"For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday".

Jape

Oh, not so much a terrible video but plain funny, footage of the Hoff playing Jekyll/Hyde on stage sped up during one of the more lively musical numbers.

I just ordered the brilliant 1931 Jekyll & Hyde film (came out around the time just before of the Hayes Code so has some relatively 'racey' and violent stuff, plus Frederic March's Hyde p**ses on Lugosi's Dracula... there I said it). Anyway typed it in to Youtube and discovered loads of videos mixing footage with some pretty amazing songs from the musical- Hoff wasn't doing that however. This miniquest of mine led me to three conclusions:

1) Musicals can be creepy and cool
2) I'm 5% more homosexual than prior
3) I continue to be baffled by Hoff's gargantuan stature in 21st century popular culture

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=k82I4nq8DMw
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Quote from: Suitcase Grace on December 12, 2008, 07:25:10 PM
Every once in awhile, I come across a music video on youtube that is soooo terrible i can't help but watch. Its like a deer caught in headlights kinda deal. I've never heard of this guy before, but someone should tell him that:

1. chicks don't really dig the mid-evil get up attire

2. the nelson twins called and said they want thier hair back

3. please never ever ever sing again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDyDz8WeiM4

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Huge video budget.
Zero singing talent.
                                             

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Quote from: Suitcase Grace on December 12, 2008, 07:25:10 PM
Every once in awhile, I come across a music video on youtube that is soooo terrible i can't help but watch. Its like a deer caught in headlights kinda deal. I've never heard of this guy before, but someone should tell him that:

1. chicks don't really dig the mid-evil get up attire

2. the nelson twins called and said they want thier hair back

3. please never ever ever sing again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDyDz8WeiM4

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That might be my new favorite music video ever...
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ghouck

Quote from: Suitcase Grace on December 12, 2008, 07:25:10 PM

1. chicks don't really dig the mid-evil get up attire


Gee, thanks, , you couldn't have told me this BEFORE I spent all my money. My sword collection alone is going to take several years to pay off. Maybe I can return the armor and chain mail. ..
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My vote goes to Tommy Seebach - Apache!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFGzGfym-7Y

1. Maybe there should be a hook, or some lyrics or something.
2. The way to get into the groove is to simply bend your knees.
3. Everyone is so white!

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Sister Grace

Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-

Mr. DS

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NSFW...or anywhere else for that matter...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQwwVX4GbSw
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AndyC

When it comes to the worst music videos, this has been my pick since Beyond Reanimator came out on DVD. Who didn't think "WTF?" when they saw this the first time?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BnOUOkcr9c
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corey feldman had a song called "former child star"  somethign or other.   


I heard it a number of years ago on the Stern show and was blown away by how really awful it was.  I mean particularly terible the way even bad bands could never really be.   It has to have a horrible video to go with it and that's gets my vote