The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[ghouck]

Still waiting for more seasons of "Hill Street Blues" to be released, they released the first two over two years ago, and nothing since.

[Psycho Circus]

Still waiting for more seasons of "Hill Street Blues" to be released, they released the first two over two years ago, and nothing since.

So am I. I remember when I got Miami Vice season 1 about 4 years back, had to wait nearly 2 years until the other 4 seasons came out. I really hope they do release Hill Street Blues, hopefully in a completed box-set. It's a fantastic show and I'm annoyed that my new job means I can't get home in time to catch episodes on more4.

[LilCerberus]

Kudos, & a busted water heater.

I need to wash some clothes today, but I can't be bothered at all. I don't have a washing machine, so I have to hand wash every single item of clothing in my big kitchen sink. It sucks. 

Walk into any grocery store, drug store, Wally world, etc. take your pick.

You'll find whatever you need for a variety of bodily odors... except one.

If your face smells funny, they have all sorts of colognes, perfumes, aftershave, etc.
If your armpits smell funny, they have rub-on/roll-on/spray-on antiperspirants & deodorants.
You'll find scented shampoos, conditioners & sticky stuff for your hair.
Scented detergents & fabric softeners for your clothes
Spay-on stuff for smelly feet, with charcoal inserts for smelly shoes

For bad breath, you start with the wide array of toothbrushes & paste, followed by assorted mouth rinses, and finally, some sort of candied mints, chewing gum, or spritzers for emergencies.

You can even get scented hand soap.

So, why is it I can never find anything to give my farts that minty fresh allure?

[Mr. DS]

Snow hates turtles...

[Psycho Circus]

I've just been on the bus ride from hell. I only have one more day left to do at work before christmas, the stress and black coffee drinking will stop! 

[Jack]

Grocery stores seem to be filled with two kinds of people:  Old people, whose movements can only be seen with time lapse photography, and middle aged people, going through the place as fast as possible.  They're all pushing carts, filled to overflowing. 

Not a pleasant experience overall.

[ghouck]

So, why is it I can never find anything to give my farts that minty fresh allure?

Actually, there is: Toothpaste. That was a trick my grandfather told me about, and it worked like a charm. If you were going out on a big date or something, just ram a wad of toothpaste up the 'ol brown eye and any time you let one loose, it would smell minty fresh.

[Mr. DS]

I find relieving farts in a stairwell to be a funny and relaxing experience.  Mainly because it echoes. 

[Psycho Circus]

I have now learnt to play the whole of KISS's debut album on guitar 

[Saucerman]

For the first time ever, I just want Christmas over and done with.  My entire immediate family is on edge, a hat's drop from screaming ourselves hoarse at each other.  Part of this is that mom was unable to take some of the time off she was expecting to in the days leading up to tonight.  Another part of it is that my dad's side of the family is expecting us to host Christmas tomorrow -- we have a tiny house and my parents work Christmas eve and the 26th, whereas all my aunts and uncles are teacher, have two weeks off, and huge houses.  My mother just yelled at me over the phone for not knowing that she already bought Wii Fit for my grandparents, when she was well aware I was just calling to get an answer "yes" or "no" for my uncle as to whether or not he should buy one. 

I want it to be January 6th.  January 6th, my parents are leaving on a two week cruise to Tahiti, and then they're out of my hair.  That will be worth spending my last winter break getting up at 6 am every day to get my sister to school. 

I can't wait to move out. 

[Psycho Circus]

For the first time ever, I just want Christmas over and done with.  My entire immediate family is on edge, a hat's drop from screaming ourselves hoarse at each other.  Part of this is that mom was unable to take some of the time off she was expecting to in the days leading up to tonight.  Another part of it is that my dad's side of the family is expecting us to host Christmas tomorrow -- we have a tiny house and my parents work Christmas eve and the 26th, whereas all my aunts and uncles are teacher, have two weeks off, and huge houses.  My mother just yelled at me over the phone for not knowing that she already bought Wii Fit for my grandparents, when she was well aware I was just calling to get an answer "yes" or "no" for my uncle as to whether or not he should buy one. 

I want it to be January 6th.  January 6th, my parents are leaving on a two week cruise to Tahiti, and then they're out of my hair.  That will be worth spending my last winter break getting up at 6 am every day to get my sister to school. 

I can't wait to move out. 

I absolutely hate christmas! I've been playing heavy metal all day and am now totally drunk... 

[Mr. DS]

I've actually tolerated Xmas pretty well this year.  Probably due to the fact I have been taking a lot of time off work.  This keeps me away from the stereo blasting endless Xmas music and my coworkers singing along with it. 

[LilCerberus]

Last night, I came down with one of my migraines.
It was late, & I was out of asprin, so I went to WalMart...
...
...
Predictably, the majority of lines were closed, & the few that were open were backed up several aisles.
Even with a migraine, I didn't mind the part where I had to wait in line for an hour.

It was that family that got in line behind me, with a baby & a three year old.
...
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[Psycho Circus]

Yesterday morning I woke up in a stranger's bed
I guess the liquor did the talkin'
But I wish I knew what it said
A bottle of bourbon usually does the trick
My brain goes numb and I start thinkin' with my d***
She said I want more sugar
Please don't make me beg
I said the best part of me is runnin' down your leg
That poison whiskey will be the death of me

Stone dead drunk again
Notify my next 'o kin
I do believe I've seen better days
Stone dead drunk again
That bottle's my best friend
Please forgive me for my wicked ways

[ghouck]

Up until a week ago, I was completely unaware there was a sequel to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes", let alone THREE. I hold several members of this board fully responsible for MY ignorance in these matters.

Also, I didn't know that one of the writers, who also acted in some of the sequels was Rick Rockwell. He's the "Who Wants to Marry a Multi-millionaire" guy. Bummer for him it didn't work out between him and Darva, she sure wasn't hard to look at.