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Started by Draug, January 08, 2009, 10:38:22 AM

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Draug

January 08, 2009, 10:38:22 AM


Jessica swore she would never go on a blind date again.
I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.

BTM

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January 08, 2009, 03:21:32 PM Last Edit: January 08, 2009, 03:34:32 PM by BTM


She didn't think the situation could get any worse, but when suddenly, the creature, speaking in a southern drawl, said, "You ever seen Urotosukidoji?" she knew things were about to get much, much worse!
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

Mr. DS

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January 08, 2009, 10:10:58 PM
These exotic dog breeds have gone a bit too far. 
DarkSider's Realm
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"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Draug

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January 11, 2009, 04:37:34 AM


Monster: "What, do I have a pimple on my nose?"
I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.

Joe the Destroyer

#4
January 11, 2009, 06:32:04 PM
SWF seeking tall, dark, and demonic.  Must be a non-smoker, tolerate opera, and love kittens.  All interested, meet me in the Dark Abyss outside Purgatory.

AndyC

#5
January 13, 2009, 03:39:59 PM
"Table for one?"
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

meQal

#6
January 13, 2009, 10:21:17 PM
Monster-"OK, you take the nude photos and I'll handle the phone calls. We are going to make a fortune with our new 900 number."
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

indianasmith

#7
January 13, 2009, 11:41:13 PM
HOW ABOUT A KISS, SIS???
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Skull

#8
January 14, 2009, 02:01:52 PM


Take my hand and I'll show you moves that Patrick Swayze has missed.

AndyC

#9
January 14, 2009, 02:04:47 PM
"The board of health says there's something wrong with the water, but I haven't noticed anything."
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Draug

#10
January 14, 2009, 04:12:43 PM


Girl: "Cthulhu Fhtagn! Cthulhu Fhtagn!"
Monster: "Eh, I think you've come to the wrong place. Try the second door to the right."
I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.

WingedSerpent

#11
January 14, 2009, 08:25:54 PM
Quote from: Draug on January 08, 2009, 10:38:22 AM



When they said you had movie star looks-I wasn't thinking 20 Million Miles to Earth
At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

archivesofthedead

#12
January 25, 2009, 04:42:12 PM
"No little lady, I'm not made of these rocks".

TheDope

#13
January 29, 2009, 09:43:34 PM



Okay, Once more; my name is Seth Brundle and I left my teleport machine down here somewhere and if you'll help me find it, I promise to get you Geena Davis' autograph, okay?


TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.

JJ80

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January 31, 2009, 11:51:56 PM
"Nina not terribly enamoured with her new ballet partner...."
There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack
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