Gross is the word...

Psycho Circus · January 07, 2009, 02:49:01 PM

"Sucking your soul will help rejuvinate the corpse of Mr. Hubbard..."

Doggett · January 07, 2009, 02:56:33 PM

The Crypt Keeper is having a "Daymare".

meQal · January 07, 2009, 04:15:33 PM

John was overcome with joy when he finally found the one person who actually liked Battlefield Earth.

Draug · January 08, 2009, 10:20:40 AM

Wait, you have some spinach between your teeth. [scchhhmmmmmmuuuuurrrp] Ah, nice and clean again.

sprite75 · January 08, 2009, 10:56:31 AM

Whoa, how European!

Texdar · January 10, 2009, 07:52:25 AM

The only way John was ever able to get his $5 birthday money from grandpa.

Yaddo 42 · January 11, 2009, 03:49:48 AM

Kirk: Lord, take me now! Please!! Haven't I suffered enough?!?

John: Why do people think all of us $cientology dudes are in the closet?

Joe the Destroyer · January 11, 2009, 06:29:09 PM

"Ack! I think I've swallowed your dentures!"

AndyC · January 13, 2009, 03:39:06 PM

"Watch the tongue, Barbarino!"

warlock92346 · January 21, 2009, 06:32:55 PM

Be afraid, Be very afraid

retrorussell · November 19, 2009, 05:53:09 AM

Quote from: Draug on January 08, 2009, 10:20:40 AM

Travolta: Sorry.. when I'm nervous I tend to chew OTHER PEOPLE'S lower lips.

Count Ratfink · February 08, 2010, 09:38:55 PM

How to traumatize Jerry Falwell.

Leah · February 08, 2010, 09:48:49 PM

When gay marriage got legal in Connecticut!

AndyC · February 08, 2010, 11:27:20 PM

Hard to say who got the worst of that one. Probably Douglas.

warlock92346 · February 12, 2010, 08:13:27 PM

Oh the HORROR of gay Travolta