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THE STORM RIDERS : 1998 128Min. Golden harvest productions.

Started by Flangepart, October 03, 2002, 01:18:40 PM

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Flangepart

The Spec. Edition. dvd.
Stars? : Sonny Chiba, Arron Kwok, Ekin Cheng.
Plot? : Two orphens raised by eviloverlord. Eviloverlord killed thier parents. Guess what happens when the kids wise up? Anchient Chinese plot, eh?
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Woah. Your dad sure has a long blade, kid.
CGI credits.
Gay Jester. Could be PeeWee Herman.
His hat looks like a Clydedales feedbag.
So, Mr. Rubik was not the first with the "Cube", hah?
Hummm....i think Conquor should read the Eviloverlords.org handbook.
Oh Oh...rapid, blurred cuts dureing the fight scenes. Not a good sign.
Don't distract your dad while he's sword fighting, kid, its...oh, too late.
Dad dies before your eyes, and no reaction. Got a future "Kenny" here!
Levatating lovers.
Man, Jester is SO gay.
Batman!...oh, cloud...well, brooding caped figure on a roof top. Natural mistake.
He's introducing her to his "Lil friend."
Ewww...old Mud Buddah has "Vlad. Harrkkonen's Symplex"
Bring me the head of Unchallenged City.
Magneato?
Sonny sure has the evil laugh down pat...
Jester: China's C3PO.
Suddenly, the movies becomes a live action "Dragonball Z".
"You'll always be mine" True, but after she goes all grey and stinky, you might rethink it.
So, you killed yer own daughter. Buck up, your an evil Overlord. Goes with the job.
Snow White and the chinese romance video?
Killer saliva and x-ray touch!
Man, tore his own arm off, and used the blood as a wepon! What gonads!
She's copping a feel!
Yuck! Meatball surgery, and not a M*A*S*H unit in sight.
Sorry about the whole arm thing. No hard Ffeelings?Good.
Ah. Good ol' Dragon cam!
Lesson learned: Blood Bohdi fruit = power ups.
Smaug on ice.
"Terminate Jester. He is a nusicence" Yessss!!
Uh...thanks for the philosophy lesson, pustule man...
Don't touch the holy man dureing astral projection! D'oh! Thanks, now we gotta fight the Eviloverlord, ya rube!
Man. Hate to try gitting the blood stains outta THAT throne room.
"Better they owe me, then i owe them!". Oh, ..so Conquer is a NASDAC kind of guy.
Here we go back to "Dragonball Z" agine.
And, Finaly(yea)....Conquor is boned, the heros get the palace, and the audience says...."yeah. And?..."
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Flangepart says : Check it out, but don't expect Jackie Chan Level Kung-fu.
....Like i said, rapid edits dureing a fight scene are a sign of poor coreography. Over rated this, think I. Sonny Chiba is haveing fun with his part, but the other guys are kind of bland. "Cloud" is moody and brooding, and thats about it.
....So, decent MST level, and great cinematography, but not a real pulse sturrer, if ya get my drift. Do like me, and hit the Public Library.
Back to you, Andrew!

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Gerry

I saw this one last week myself.  Sure it aint high art, but there a damn lot of cool visuals going on.  Yes, the CGI was terrible, but somehow it worked anway.  The fight scenes didn't bother me too much, because they weren't the main focus of the movie.

I gotta see the similar Tsui Hark XU WARRIORS (a.k.a. THE LEGEND OF XU) now.  It looks even cooler.

I love these Martial fantasies.

Andrew

I like this one for its many ideas and really cool images.  The prophecy suspended in the air, the fact that Sword Saint is not physically, but spiritually superior to Conqueror, the flight through the graveyard of swords and fireflies - all neat points.

The story does ebb at times and the fights are usually made interesting by effects, not good choreography or skill.  One exception is the bamboo battle.  I think that was very well done, but hurt in the editing.

Andrew Borntreger
Badmovies.org

slax

Yea definately pick up Legend of Zu(2001) if you liked this one
better visuals but a complicated story at times