Who would win in a fight?

[Josh Leman]

David Lynch or David Cronenberg?

[Fritz]

David Cronenberg would, he played the killer in Nightbreed (sorry if i've spoilt the twist for anyone)

[Mofo Rising]

I don't know, Cronenberg definitely has a killer's edge and craziness to him, but Lynch is a Boy Scout.  And we all know that the Boy Scout's motto is "Be Prepared".    No doubt Lynch's dark and labyrinthian mind is prepared for all manner of twisted traps.  Of course, Lynch also has a weakness for the ladies, so if Cronenberg had some of those sex zombies from SHIVERS, he might be able to take him.

No I think you'd have to know more of the specifics of the fight.  Where does it take place?  Canada or one of those Florida midget towns?  Are masks involved?  Who's the producer?

[Josh Leman]

I was thinking just a no-holds-barred fight in an empty parking lot somewhere, but it's a completely hypothetical question so who knows.

Personally I'd say Cronenberg would win, though I can't think of a good reason other than that I like his movies better.  If there were any kind of strategy to the fight he'd probably win since he seems like more of an intellectual.

[Warren H.]

I don't know, but it would be one WEIRD fight.

[Brock]

Cronenberg would, because he would have little psychosomatic anger babies from his external womb at his beck and call to attack Lynch with meat tenderizers.

[Mofo Rising]

Yeah, but after the police arrest Cronenberg he would be so wracked by guilt he would enter into a psychotic fugue.  This would leave him wide open to emotion suckers from the Black Lodge.

Draw at best.

[Vermin Boy]

Lynch would win; All he'd have to do is get Killer BOB there to help him, and the fight is over.

[Joe Bannerman]

I'm not sure who would win in a fight, but I'm fairly positive that Cronenberg could throw farther than Lynch. But my Dad could throw farther than either of them.

Joe