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HUMOR: Handy Baby Care Tips!

Started by BTM, January 14, 2009, 03:20:09 PM

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BTM

Thinking of having a kid sometime in the future?  Well, here's some handy dandy pictures that'll give you some tips on the proper care and feeding of your child.  Enjoy!






































"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

ghouck

Lol, those are pretty funny. When my kids was little (not a baby, more like kindergarten age, maybe a year or two older), I would wake him up by shining a flashlight in his face and yell "Lookout, TRAIN. . .". I did it once when he wasn't very asleep and thought it was funny, , we still do that to each other once in a while, sometimes with two flashlights and saying "A truck is coming, , get out of the road. . "

Oh how fun. .

I have been awaken by my kid pouring orange juice into my ear with a funnel.. . that's always fun. . 
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

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BTM

Quote from: ghouck on January 14, 2009, 09:18:22 PM
Lol, those are pretty funny. When my kids was little (not a baby, more like kindergarten age, maybe a year or two older), I would wake him up by shining a flashlight in his face and yell "Lookout, TRAIN. . .". I did it once when he wasn't very asleep and thought it was funny,

Hmm.. wonder what he thought?  :)


Quote from: ghouck on January 14, 2009, 09:18:22 PM
I have been awaken by my kid pouring orange juice into my ear with a funnel.. . that's always fun. . 

Revenge!  Hehe!

Was this the same kid that also woke you up once by putting his finger down your nose?  Or was that another one?
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

ghouck

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

BTM


Dunno about you guys, but what I really love about these picture is no matter how ludicrous the events depicted are, they characters are drawn with these "matter of fact" expressions on their faces, like everything's perfectly normal.  Like the one with the baby weight lifting and the father sitting there like, "Go, man, go!  You can do it!"  Hehe!
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

ds21

I applaud you!  Hilarious pictures that aren't sick or offensive!  That's a rarity on the internet.
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