I WANT TO REVIEW "THE ICE PIRATES"

[Ash]

With your permission Andrew I'd like to review "THE ICE PIRATES".  I was going to review "Midnight Madness" but I feel like doing this one first.  You have to admit that this was one of the worst (and best) movies that the late Robert Urich ever starred in.  It is unfortunate that he passed away this last April 16th.  I feel it would be a great tribute to his memory as he was one of my favorite actors. Believe me when I say that I'll make it a good one.  What do you think?  May I?

[Ash]

I was also wondering if you'd be able to put pics and video with my completed review?

[Ash]

One thing I want to mention is this:  I know that I'm somewhat of a controversial character on this site.  My review of this movie will be completely unbiased and free of any of the bulls**t I've posted on the bulletin board here in the past.  You can count on a great review of this film from me.  Rest assured oh ye of little faith!  LOL!!

[Andrew]

Feel free and that is one I have in my collection.  I keep hoping that a DVD version will come out.

When I was young we were horrified by the slime-covered, metal castrating machine.