My pipes froze in my crawl space today.......

[Torgo]

It got up to the upper 20's today and  Sunday it's supposed to get into the upper 40's.   So thankfully this artic blast isn't sticking around.

[WilliamWeird1313]

You think that's bad? I had every last one of the bodies I had stuffed under MY floorboards frozen stiff. What the heck am I supposed to do with a frozen cadaver? You have any idea how long it takes for a human corpse to thaw? I just hope the dang things don't get freezer burn, thus ruining all the dinner parties I have planned.

There's a guy that works for me that knows what to do with them: The first step is to put a light bulb up inside the naughty parts to keep it warm.

Actually, that's good advice for everyone, living or dead. Right now, my favorite gooseneck lamp is help keeping both my pooper and my peeper nice n' toasty.

[Doctor Menard]

Right now, my favorite gooseneck lamp is help keeping both my pooper and my peeper nice n' toasty.

...and thank you for sharing.

[WilliamWeird1313]

Right now, my favorite gooseneck lamp is help keeping both my pooper and my peeper nice n' toasty.

...and thank you for sharing.

Hey. How many people can say they crap pure light?