Date, Marry or Dump

Mr. DS · January 16, 2009, 05:08:12 PM

Demi Moore - Marry (if she tolerate the dweeb she's with, she'll be happy to have me)
Angelina Jolie - date (I have a feeling she's a freak)
Kelly Ripa - dump (too talkative)

Next three, the Disney version
Princess Jasmine (Aladdin), Belle (Beauty And The Beast), and Cinderella

ghouck · January 16, 2009, 05:30:55 PM

Dump Jasmine (Who wants to deal with a bona fide Princess?)
Date Cinderella (Who wants to marry into THAT family?)
Marry Belle

How about this:

Smurfette (smurfs), Daffney Gillfin (Snorks), or Minnie Mouse (Disney)

Mr. DS · January 16, 2009, 08:09:40 PM

Smurfette - Date (she's easy)
Daffney Gillfin - Marry
Minnie Mouse - Dump (she's always hit me as a spoiled b*tch)

The Baywatch edition
Nicole Eggert
Pam Anderson
Yasmine Bleeth

ghouck · January 16, 2009, 08:23:02 PM

Dump: well, obviously, the one with Hepatitis
Marry: Nicole
Date: Yasmine

Traci Lords
Linda Lovelace
Amber Lynn

Rev. Powell · January 16, 2009, 08:52:01 PM

Marry - Traci Lords. She's turned into quite an upstanding young woman.
Date - Amber Lynn. I would date her over and over.
Dump - Linda Lovelace. This needs no explanation to anyone who's seen her. Plus, she's the only one I think is dead.

Next up - Fellini's favorite women:

Barbara Steele
Anita Ekberg
Claudia Cardinale

here's a picture of Claudia for those who don't know her:

ghouck · January 17, 2009, 02:57:16 PM

Quote from: The DarkSider on January 16, 2009, 08:09:40 PM
Smurfette - Date (she's easy)

You must not have seen 'Donnie Darko'. . Donnie (Jake Gyllenhaal) tells the truth about Smurfette.

Hammock Rider · January 20, 2009, 02:46:25 PM

Date: Anita Ekberg...She did a threesome with Martin & Lewis. She's a freak

Marry:Claudia Cardinale...Look at that picture.

Dump: Barbara Steele: Bad news around the castle.

My three:

Date: Leah Remini
Marry: Zooey Deschanel
Dump: Kate Hudson

and now the Gilligan version:

Date: Ginger
Marry; Mrs. Howell(She's filthy rich and probably contracted a rare fatal disease on that island)
Dump: MaryAnn (Sorry Honey but you can still bake me an apple pie now and then.)

Doggett · January 20, 2009, 02:55:53 PM

Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 16, 2009, 08:52:01 PM
Marry - Traci Lords. She's turned into quite an upstanding young woman.
Date - Amber Lynn. I would date her over and over.
Dump - Linda Lovelace. This needs no explanation to anyone who's seen her. Plus, she's the only one I think is dead.

Next up - Fellini's favorite women:

Barbara Steele
Anita Ekberg
Claudia Cardinale

here's a picture of Claudia for those who don't know her:

Date... Claudia Cardinale
Marry...Barbara Steele
Dump...Anita Ekberg

My three

Daryl Hannah
Kirsty Swanson
Vampira

ghouck · January 20, 2009, 10:58:57 PM

Marry Kristy
Date Darryl
Dump Vampira.

My three:
Michelle Obama
Sara Palin
Laura Bush

Mr. DS · January 20, 2009, 11:05:35 PM

Michelle Obama - Marry
Sara Palin - Date
Laura Bush - Dump

That one was tough...

Next Three

Lucy Liu
Cameron Diaz
Drew Barrymore

ghouck · January 20, 2009, 11:17:49 PM

Marry Lucy
Date Drew
Dump Cameron

That one was easy.

How about the women athletes:

Gina Carano
Picabo Street
Jennie Finch

RCMerchant · January 20, 2009, 11:38:35 PM

Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 16, 2009, 08:52:01 PM
Marry - Traci Lords. She's turned into quite an upstanding young woman.
Date - Amber Lynn. I would date her over and over.
Dump - Linda Lovelace. This needs no explanation to anyone who's seen her. Plus, she's the only one I think is dead.

Next up - Fellini's favorite women:

Barbara Steele
Anita Ekberg
Claudia Cardinale

here's a picture of Claudia for those who don't know her:

Sorry if I'm back-sliding on this thread ( I kinda copped a rehab term...."Back sliding"),but I find the Rev's choices interesting...as I am actually famuliar with these stars...and am not sure about the newer ones....seem to get them confused with all the other generic Barbie "stats" of nowadays...)...
.Marry-Tracy Lords!!! I would eat a mile of her sh1t just to kiss her a$$!
.Date-Amber.
.Dump-Linda Lovelace. ...who wants sloppy seconds from a mutt?!?!?!? Yeeeoooow!

Ahhh...now the interesting selections...!
.Marry-Anita! GAWD! I seen her in FANGS of the LIVING DEAD and fell in love!!!!
.Date-Claudia Cardinale...only because....
.Dump-Barbra Steele. Don't get me wrong! She's beautiful,sexy,and one of my favorite actresses....but DAM!!! Who wants to wake up next some chick with her face poked full of holes,orhalf rotted,or who turns into some kinda weirdghost or She Beast??? Barbra Steele will friggen kill you! And laff maniaclly hile doing it!!! YIKES!!!

I mean cmon!

"Good morning,Ronny!!! How do you like your eggs? Over easy? Scrambled? OR GREEN AND ON MY FACE? HAHAHHAHAHA!!!!"

Doggett · January 21, 2009, 10:44:37 AM

Quote from: RCMerchant on January 20, 2009, 11:38:35 PM
I mean cmon!

"Good morning,Ronny!!! How do you like your eggs? Over easy? Scrambled? OR GREEN AND ON MY FACE? HAHAHHAHAHA!!!!"

Sexy.
And making me hungy for green eggs and ham.

Gina Carano
Picabo Street
Jennie Finch

Rev. Powell · January 21, 2009, 05:36:21 PM

Quote from: RCMerchant on January 20, 2009, 11:38:35 PM

Dump-Barbra Steele. Don't get me wrong! She's beautiful,sexy,and one of my favorite actresses....but DAM!!! Who wants to wake up next some chick with her face poked full of holes,orhalf rotted,or who turns into some kinda weirdghost or She Beast??? Barbra Steele will friggen kill you! And laff maniaclly hile doing it!!! YIKES!!!

I mean cmon!

"Good morning,Ronny!!! How do you like your eggs? Over easy? Scrambled? OR GREEN AND ON MY FACE? HAHAHHAHAHA!!!!"

It's times like this that remind us what a sin it is that RC's karma is turned off.

ghouck · January 21, 2009, 05:42:11 PM

How about the women athletes:

Gina Carano
Picabo Street
Jennie Finch

Any takers?