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I'm Gonna Watch THE RUINS (2008) Tonight!

Started by Raffine, January 22, 2009, 08:21:06 PM

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Raffine

If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Ash

Quote from: Raffine on January 22, 2009, 08:21:06 PM
. . . anything I should know first?

Yes.
It hurts a lot when you pull vines from inside your leg.   :buggedout:

Torgo

I thought that the book was much better.  The movie is pretty good for the 1st half but really unravels in the 2nd IMO.
"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here."

CheezeFlixz


Bmeansgood

Quote from: Torgo on January 22, 2009, 10:01:37 PM
The movie is pretty good for the 1st half but really unravels in the 2nd IMO.

I very much agree.  Although there was some gratuitous gore to keep me mildly interested.

indianasmith

I loved it, personally.  Gitcha popcorn and enjoy.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Raffine

Review: Somewhat fun but frustrating big-screen Sci Fi Channel 'original movie' with lots of gore, squirm-inducing plant action, dirty words, and two (2) breasts.

OK, What I learned:

- Trombone players are hopelessly uncool. Play the oboe instead.

- Never follow a German anywhere.

- American tourist never ever just disappear in backward South American countries.

- Killer plants, whether they are in a low-budget Italian movie or a high profile 
  Hollywood movie, always chitter and giggle like demented chipmunks.

- Paralysis is overrated as an anesthetic.

- Smashing off someone's legs with a rock will probably not do any good anyway, so
  you might as well save your strength.

- If someone is a screaming harpy to begin with how are you supposed to tell if there's
  kudzu growing in them?

- If you're the first to get stabbed while trying to comfort a crazed woman with a knife
  you're self sacrificing and heroic. If you're second in line you're just flat-out stupid.

- Greeks are always late.

- And as Cheezeflixz wisely points out, Round Up is your friend.


If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.