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Started by Ash, January 26, 2009, 12:21:27 AM

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Susan

Quote from: Ash on January 27, 2009, 04:14:17 PM
Quote from: AnubisVonMojo on January 26, 2009, 10:03:13 PM
Sadly Ash, I'm pretty sure NBC-Universal was the biggest group of Anti-YouTubers when it comes to threatening to sue the company every week if they don't continue to remove any and all NBC-Universal materials from the site that might be posted. Sadly, that means no skits to post. :bluesad:

So that's why I haven't been able to find any SNL videos.
I remember the Happy Fun Ball skit being on Youtube a while back but it's since been yanked.



check on hulu, because nbc are like nazi's i refuse to go to their website to view anything

HappyGilmore

Quote from: AnubisVonMojo on January 26, 2009, 03:50:35 PM
I'm with meQal and Happy about the "Celebrity Jeopardy" and "MacGruber" skits.

Alex Trebek: "This is the sound a doggie makes."
Sean Connery: "Moo!"
Trebek: "That's incorrect."
Connery: "Well that's the sound your mother made last night!"

The Final Jeopardy stuff was always great, like when Connery answered "indoors", but when you saw the wager the two lines spelled out "I <3 BooBs". :bouncegiggle:
I loved the "Celebrity Jeopardy"  when it was French Stewart, Sean Connery and Norm MacDonald.  The Final Jeopardy was to "Write a number, any number."  French Stewart wrote down "Threeve, a combination of Three and Five", and then wagered "Texas" as his money.  Sean Connery wrote "V", and despite his best efforts, won, as V is a Roman Numeral.  His Wager was "Suck it, Trebek", with the "V", being the top half of the 'k' in 'suck'. :teddyr:
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Don't get too close, it's dark inside.
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Zapranoth

My favorite ones are the skits involving the cast breaking character and laughing.  That's what gets me to laugh most... when they get that gleam in their eye that says "trying not to lose it and about to fail.'

RCMerchant

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Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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Ozzymandias

Ozzymandias speaks: That was great! I had always heard that SNL had some skits about NPR. The funny thing about that is I got my start in radio at the college NPR affiliate. We always laughed about the afternoon drive time show "Fresh Air" would somehow always get around to some talking about sex in such a dry and mundane manner.

Ozzymandias has spoken!!!

ghouck

#20
I also like the celebrity jeopardy thing. There was one where a catagory was "An Album Cover", and Connery pronounced it as "Anal Bum Cover". "I know what anal bum cover is because I tried to invent one once, it was my greatest failure", and at the end for his wager he draw a picture of Alex being raped by a horse. Funny. Norm playing Burt Reynolds was funny also, when he buzzed in to tell Alex he thought his buzzer was broken, then again to tell Alex he fixed it.
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HappyGilmore

Quote from: ghouck on January 30, 2009, 03:32:04 PM
I also like the celebrity jeopardy thing. There was one where a catagory was "An Album Cover", and Connery pronounced it as "Anal Bum Cover". "I know what anal bum cover is because I tried to invent one once, it was my greatest failure", and at the end for his wager he draw a picture of Alex being raped by a horse. Funny. Norm playing Burt Reynolds was funny also, when he buzzed in to tell Alex he thought his buzzer was broken, then again to tell Alex he fixed it.
I liked when they had a category called 'A Petit DuJour', and Connery buzzes in like, "I want Ape TIT" Alex.
"The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell."

Don't get too close, it's dark inside.
It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide.

AnubisVonMojo

Quote from: HappyGilmore on January 30, 2009, 08:10:16 PM
Quote from: ghouck on January 30, 2009, 03:32:04 PM
I also like the celebrity jeopardy thing. There was one where a catagory was "An Album Cover", and Connery pronounced it as "Anal Bum Cover". "I know what anal bum cover is because I tried to invent one once, it was my greatest failure", and at the end for his wager he draw a picture of Alex being raped by a horse. Funny. Norm playing Burt Reynolds was funny also, when he buzzed in to tell Alex he thought his buzzer was broken, then again to tell Alex he fixed it.
I liked when they had a category called 'A Petit DuJour', and Connery buzzes in like, "I want Ape TIT" Alex.

Or the one where the categories was "Therapists" and Connery called it "The Rapists".

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meQal

Quote from: AnubisVonMojo on January 26, 2009, 03:50:35 PM
I'm with meQal and Happy about the "Celebrity Jeopardy" and "MacGruber" skits.

Alex Trebek: "This is the sound a doggie makes."
Sean Connery: "Moo!"
Trebek: "That's incorrect."
Connery: "Well that's the sound your mother made last night!"

The Final Jeopardy stuff was always great, like when Connery answered "indoors", but when you saw the wager the two lines spelled out "I <3 BooBs". :bouncegiggle:
Watching the Super Bowl tonight I happen to see a Pepsi ad that was a MacGruber skit with Richard Dean Anderson in it along with the comic who plays MacGruber in the SNL skits. Yep, it ended the same as always for MacGrubber but now he's legally changed his name to PepsGruber
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wickednick

I would love to find the video were Phil Hartman is playing as Charleton Heston and reading excerpts from Madonnas Sex book. Ive looked everywhere but can't find it.

HappyGilmore

Quote from: wickednick on February 07, 2009, 07:00:32 AM
I would love to find the video were Phil Hartman is playing as Charleton Heston and reading excerpts from Madonnas Sex book. Ive looked everywhere but can't find it.
Have you tried that Hulu.com?
"The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell."

Don't get too close, it's dark inside.
It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide.

wickednick

Ya ive looked all over Hulu but can't find it there either. Oh well maybe someday it will be posted. :bluesad:
Smells like popcorn and shame

HappyGilmore

Quote from: wyckednick on February 16, 2009, 08:39:50 AM
Ya ive looked all over Hulu but can't find it there either. Oh well maybe someday it will be posted. :bluesad:
It may be on Phil's "Best of" dvd that SNL put out.

I'm not certain, as I haven't watched his dvd in a while.  If I have time in the next few days I can let you know.
"The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell."

Don't get too close, it's dark inside.
It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide.

inframan

Norm Macdonald as Bob Doyle on the Real World, there was a whole series of these, funny stuff. THey need to do a best of Norm SNL DVD.

LilCerberus

I used to like "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy"

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