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Doggett

February 04, 2009, 04:25:50 PM
Question:
What do you call a bloody mary without the vodka ?

Answer:
A bloody shame  :smile:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

ds21

#1
February 05, 2009, 12:12:23 AM
lol

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
I am David
David I am

Making the world a little more random since 1989.

Doggett

#2
February 06, 2009, 06:52:00 PM
Jack Bauer is so good that when Kim Bauer lost her virginity he found it and put it back.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

indianasmith

#3
February 06, 2009, 08:50:01 PM
Chuck Norris once threw a roundhouse kick so fast it travelled back in time and knocked the engine out of Amelia Earhart's plane!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Mr. DS

#4
February 06, 2009, 08:56:48 PM
Chuck Norris refuses to wear condoms because there is no protection from Chuck Norris. 
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

ds21

#5
February 07, 2009, 12:11:40 AM
Outer Space exists because it doesn't want to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
I am David
David I am

Making the world a little more random since 1989.

indianasmith

#6
February 07, 2009, 09:05:26 AM
There are really no such things as tornadoes.  Chuck Norris just really hates trailer parks.

And . .  .

When Chuck Norris was born, only the doctor cried.  Never slap Chuck Norris.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Mr. DS

#7
February 07, 2009, 10:24:20 AM
Its hard to find Waldo because he's hiding from Chuck Norris. 

or

Lightning never strikes twice in the same area because Chuck Norris is after it. 
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

lester1/2jr

#8
February 07, 2009, 10:32:22 AM
political one

An Israeli landed at Kennedy Airport in New York

At the control the officer asked:
- " Occupation ? "

The Israeli answers:
- " No, just for visit. "

Mr. DS

#9
February 07, 2009, 12:42:21 PM
Chuck Norris makes a milkshake just by looking at milk. 
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

indianasmith

#10
February 07, 2009, 05:51:50 PM
Chuck Norris is the reason Stephen Hawking looks like that.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Doggett

#11
February 07, 2009, 05:53:35 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on February 07, 2009, 05:51:50 PM
Chuck Norris is the reason Stephen Hawking looks like that.

Ohhh...harsh... :bluesad:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Mr. DS

#13
February 07, 2009, 06:13:13 PM
When Chuck Norris jumped into a lake he didn't get wet.  The lake got Chuck Norris. 
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

ER

#14
February 09, 2009, 04:33:12 PM
When it comes to giving, some people stop at nothing.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.
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