Michael Caine.

Neville · February 14, 2009, 09:16:22 AM

[Pic taken from The Hand]

After elluding it for decades, Sir Michael Caine finally stumbles into a late TV screening of Jaws: the revenge.

Hearsedriver · February 14, 2009, 11:18:06 AM

I had to pee for the last 30 miles

akiratubo · February 14, 2009, 01:42:27 PM

The bees are in my ass! My AAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!

Psycho Circus · February 14, 2009, 02:11:02 PM

"I've got Carter.........

.......Stuck in my zipper!!!!!"

Doggett · February 14, 2009, 02:36:31 PM

"How many times do I have to tell you, Christian. I'M SORRY FOR GETTING IN SHOT!!!!! Please leave my balls alone!!!

JJ80 · February 14, 2009, 09:14:54 PM

A scene from "Zulu - The Revenge"

TheDope · February 15, 2009, 09:28:31 AM

(a scene from Michael Caine: The Musical, starring...Michael Caine)

Oh, I'm Michael Caine
And I'm rich and I'm old
And I drink quite a bit;
My career won't FOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!

AndyC · February 15, 2009, 07:22:13 PM

Few people are aware that Michael Caine can unhinge his jaw to swallow larger prey.

meQal · February 16, 2009, 01:40:30 PM

Most people don't know that Michael Caine likes to masturbate on the master cuts of all films so he can claim there is a little bit of Michael Caine in every film.

Trevor · February 20, 2009, 03:17:52 AM

Quote from: JJ80 on February 14, 2009, 09:14:54 PM
A scene from "Zulu - The Revenge"

Karma!

sprite75 · February 20, 2009, 09:39:19 PM

Dude? When's the last time you went to the dentist?

ds21 · February 22, 2009, 08:52:10 PM

KKKKHHHAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!

AndyC · February 22, 2009, 11:14:50 PM

Another home perm gone terribly wrong.

Psycho Circus · February 23, 2009, 12:16:32 PM

"My haaands are aaalive with the sound of muuuusic......"

akiratubo · March 04, 2009, 11:09:49 PM

After the filming of Elbow Deep Part 7, Michael vowed never to sign on to a project while drunk again.