Has anybody ever seen these movies:

[Eric]

Here's a list of some really bad (but hilarious) movies that I love:

(In no order)

Repo Jake
Stand Alone
Avenging Force
Hands of Steel
American Cyborg
Jack Frost
Omega Syndrome
American Ninja
American Ninja 2
Jack O'

I'd be curious to see if anybody else has seen any of these and thought they were as hilarious as I thought they were.  

-Eric

[Fearless Freep]

American Cyborg

Yup, saw that one.  Not too bad for a low budget post-apoc movie with a ridiculous premise :)

[Akira Tubo]

Repo Jake.

My friend bought it because his name is also Jake.  The movie is totally incompetent and I think they filmed whatever scenes they could make up on the spot.

"Hey, I know a guy with a helicopter.  Let's put it in the movie!"

"Hey, I know a couple of girls who'll get naked for us.  Let's put 'em in the movie!"

[mark chopper]

Jack Frost rules! and jack-o aint too bad for a cheesy, low budget horror flick.
 
                      "The faith is in the poles."

[Eric]

American Cyborg:

What made me laugh was that the planet was supposed to be ruled by Cyborgs, but during the entire movie all we see is a total of one single Cyborg.  It was also funny that the cyborg dude had remarkable shooting accuracy against anyone except the chick with the fetus he was after.  Dumb movie, but pretty damn funny!

[Fearless Freep]

What made me laugh was that the planet was supposed to be ruled by Cyborgs, but during the entire movie all we see is a total of one single Cyborg

Well..um...they were avoiding the Cyborgs, so that's why you never seem them...yeah, that's it :)

[Tor]

Avenging Force
American Cyborg
Jack Frost
American Ninja 2

These titles are all at my local store. I've been meaning to see Jack Frost and American Cyborg for quite some time, but haven't gotten to it.  No matter, I plan to see them all at some point.

which would you say  was the best of these?

[Scott]

Eeek .........................They all sound like a complete waste of time.

[Megafury]

I've seen Jack Frost at Blockbuster for $6, I should have gotten it for some good laughs

[mark chopper]

Jack Frost!!! it rocks the casbah!

[Susan]

I think the funniest thing about Jack Frost is i remember walking in my video store years ago and noticing the horror jack Frost next to the "family" one (starring michael keaton I think). I wondered how many kids or something just grabbed the wrong one..heh. I think there was a similar thing with the live action pinochio movie that came out in the 90's. I can't remember the name but I'm sure there was some evil horror version of "pinocchio gone bad" or something placed on the shelf nearby.

[systemcr4sh]

Man those kids parents would have some explaining to do.

"Mommy why is that nice snowman shoving a axe down that mans throat?"
"Mommy why is that nice snowman pushing that lady agains the  wall?
etc
etc

[Eric]

Tor wrote:
>
>
> Avenging Force
> American Cyborg
> Jack Frost
> American Ninja 2
>
> These titles are all at my local store. I've been meaning to
> see Jack Frost and American Cyborg for quite some time, but
> haven't gotten to it.  No matter, I plan to see them all at
> some point.
>
> which would you say  was the best of these?

They're all very funny, although you'd probably enjoy Jack Frost the most because it's just a little more ridiculous.  Besides that one, if you liked Michael Dudikoff and Steve James in American Ninja 1 (Probably my favorite dumb actors of all time), definitely check out American Ninja 2 and Avenging Force.  They feature both of those guys together, and the stories are quite unbelievable and hilarious.

-Eric

[mark chopper]

i think you're talking about "Pinochio's Revenge." i never saw it, but i'm sure it's one cinematic masterpiece!