Bad Glasses

[Ash]

Ever notice how over the past few years, a trend of people wearing bad eyeglasses has emerged?
Yes, the glasses some people wore in the 70's and 80's were pretty bad, but looking back at them, they had an innocent quality.
Nowadays, glasses are seemingly created to imply social status.
A lot of people wear bad glasses that make them look superficial and just plain awful.

Like this chick:


I mean, look at her.  She just screams ICE QUEEN!
And it's the glasses that do it.
Take away those glasses and she'd be kinda hot. (and seem more approachable)

Or how about men who wear bad glasses?
They're the worst.

Anyway, if you wear glasses that look like these, they make you look like a huge douchebag.  
I cannot stand that style of eyeglasses.

So, do you wear glasses?
Are they bad glasses?

[Jack]

As I get older, all the printing on stuff gets smaller and smaller - jerks!  Anyhow, I had to get a pair of reading glasses.  I tried to choose some innocuous looking wire rimmed rectangular things.  I have noticed a lot of really hideous looking glasses on people lately.  Of course, it's also "in style" for young girls to have a plumber's crack hanging out every time they bend over.  I dunno, I just walk around shaking my head a lot and...then I go home.

[Trevor]

I've been wearing glasses since I was about eleven, so they're not bad really.

[CheezeFlixz]

No glasses for me but in the last year I have had to start using those 1.5X magnifying glasses for reading small print, you know those $1.99 specials.

[lester1/2jr]

yeah why would people want to wear something fashionable?  who wants to be annoyed by having girls talk to them.  and who wants that icky coffee stuff we you can drink sodi pop

the topic starter is obviously from "the heartland" and lives in a state that gets more in federal spending than it puts in in taxes

[meQal]

I wear glasses and need some new ones. The problem is, most places I go have frames so ugly that I would rather not get them. So getting frames that aren't butt ugly might not be possible right now.

[Mr. DS]

I wear them to drive...mostly at night.  Mine are kind of standard, nothing fancy.

[Saucerman]

I've been wearing glasses since I was seven...for those keeping track at home, that means I've been wearing them for precisely two-thirds of my life. 

I wore wire-frame for many years, though around the time I entered college I switched to the black plastic frames.  They're certainly "trendy," but I also feel like they have a geekiness to them, which I appreciate. 

[JJ80]

I've never actually needed to wear glasses having always had good eyesight. However, I actually fing women in glasses very attractive. They seem to add an extra  degree of warmth to the female face.

[Psycho Circus]

No. I have perfect eyesight. I can see through walls. 

[Ash]

I've been wearing glasses since I was about eleven, so they're not bad really.

Your glasses look just fine.
They seem to fit your face.  (figuratively and literally)

[The Burgomaster]

I have terrible vision.  I am near sighted.  I wore glasses from the time I was in fourth grade until I was in my early 20s.  Then I switched to contact lenses.  About 7 years ago, my eye doctor told me I would soon find it difficult to focus on things that were close to me as well as far away.  Within a year of him telling me that, it started happening.  I've been to about 3 different eye doctors since then and they keep giving me prescriptions for contact lenses and telling me my vision is "almost 20/20" when I wear my contacts.  That's a load of crap.  About a year ago, I bought those generic reading glasses they have in supermarkets and pharmacies and I wear them over my contacts when I need to read anything.  I think I need bi-focals.  I used to be just a plain bastard.  Now I'm becoming an old bastard.

[ghouck]

No. I have perfect eyesight. I can see through walls. 

Cool, can you control it, or if you walk into a public restroom, are you forced to see that fat guy taking a dump from through the stall door? What about looking at women: Can you look just through their shirt and not their skin, or do their boobies just look like a bunch of glands and veins and stuff?

[Psycho Circus]

No. I have perfect eyesight. I can see through walls. 

Cool, can you control it, or if you walk into a public restroom, are you forced to see that fat guy taking a dump from through the stall door? What about looking at women: Can you look just through their shirt and not their skin, or do their boobies just look like a bunch of glands and veins and stuff?

Mostly glands and veins....

[Rev. Powell]

I'm a LASIK survivor.  I'm thrilled to be free of glasses, which I was constantly misplacing, cleaning, repairing, or replacing.  It was probably a good financial deal too, if I don't have to buy glasses for the rest of my life or visit the optometrist yearly.