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Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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ghouck

The last time I donated blood, I asked the nurse, who was about to stick the needle in me, if she was any good at it. I have veins that are apparently hard to hit. She got all offended as if I didn't have the right to ask. After all, I was doing THEM a favor, the last thing I want is some noob butchering my veins. She said "Do you think they would let me do this if I wasn't any good at it"? All over the world, everywhere I go, I see people doing things they are obviously not qualified to do in some way, so yes, they would, but I didn't tell her that.

So, after 10 minutes of her trying to hit a vein, she called over someone that was obviously better at it, who hit it on the first try.
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BTM

Quote from: Saucerman on February 16, 2009, 07:57:31 PM
For one of my classes, I was assigned an article to read and write a response to.  The article turned out to be a neurotic, vitriol-spewing Feminazi diatribe in which the Greek column is identified as a glorification of the hateful, oppressive penis (its role in holding up roofs conveniently ignored), as is the beanstalk in "Jack and the Bean Stalk." Worse, Beethoven's Ninth Symphony is cheapened into an anthem of rape and sadomasochism, the uplifting "Ode to Joy" finale rendered no more than a cheap mask over the rapist's face.

My response paper is twice the length the professor wanted, and would make Hunter S. Thompson and Johnny Rotten blush. 

I look forward to seeing what sort of grade I get on it.

Wow.  Let us know how that works out!

Gotta be careful in some classes, lot of professors in colleges don't like students who have differing opinions...  :bluesad:
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Saucerman

The professor for this class won't actually tell us her opinions on anything, because she doesn't want to color our opinions, and we had some fantastic (and delightfully venomous) discussion of this article today in class.  I actually almost got the professor to do a spit-take, when I commented, "Well, if I'm going to be part of the White Male Patriarchic Hegemony, I want to at least reap the benefits of it...Where's *my* share of the power?"

BTM

This is one of my LJ icons, and I think it's an awesome picture.

Don't you?

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meQal

Why do the smiley icons always look like they are plotting something?
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Doggett

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My DVD arrived and it doesn't work!!!!! :hatred:

Yet, I still gave the guy good feedback because I didn't want to hurt his feelings.

I'm such a sap.
                                             

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Jack

Read in interesting quote at MJ Simpson.co.uk:

QuoteThey pump out these films which meet a minimum quality threshold and as long as they do indeed meet that threshold there's little incentive to make them better. At this level of production and based on this marketing model, I can't imagine that extra money invested would be proportionately rewarded by extra income.
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Doggett

                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Saucerman

Quote from: ghouck on February 17, 2009, 03:07:57 PM
The last time I donated blood, I asked the nurse, who was about to stick the needle in me, if she was any good at it. I have veins that are apparently hard to hit. She got all offended as if I didn't have the right to ask. After all, I was doing THEM a favor, the last thing I want is some noob butchering my veins. She said "Do you think they would let me do this if I wasn't any good at it"? All over the world, everywhere I go, I see people doing things they are obviously not qualified to do in some way, so yes, they would, but I didn't tell her that.

So, after 10 minutes of her trying to hit a vein, she called over someone that was obviously better at it, who hit it on the first try.

That's why they should hire heroin addicts to work these things.  Heroin addicts would hit that vein first try, every time. 

meQal

Quote from: Saucerman on February 20, 2009, 11:25:14 AM
That's why they should hire heroin addicts to work these things.  Heroin addicts would hit that vein first try, every time. 
That is so true. ROFL
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

Rev. Powell

Has anyone in history ever written the word "bosom" without putting the word "ample" in front of it?  Or am I the first?
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Psycho Circus

Quote from: Rev. Powell on February 20, 2009, 02:08:23 PM
Has anyone in history ever written the word "bosom" without putting the word "ample" in front of it?  Or am I the first?

Heaving?  Large?

meQal

Quote from: Circus_Circus on February 20, 2009, 02:20:11 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on February 20, 2009, 02:08:23 PM
Has anyone in history ever written the word "bosom" without putting the word "ample" in front of it?  Or am I the first?

Heaving?  Large?
You forgot bare.
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

Psycho Circus

Quote from: meQal on February 20, 2009, 03:08:35 PM
Quote from: Circus_Circus on February 20, 2009, 02:20:11 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on February 20, 2009, 02:08:23 PM
Has anyone in history ever written the word "bosom" without putting the word "ample" in front of it?  Or am I the first?

Heaving?  Large?
You forgot bare.

Dang!  :wink: