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Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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Psycho Circus

I had a dream last night where I was chasing this woman throug the woods, an trying to hit her with a rag doll soaked in gasoline..... :teddyr:

Doggett

Even though Jade is dying, I still find her annoying.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Doggett

                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

ghouck

Quote from: ER on February 24, 2009, 01:50:31 PM
I had a nightmare last night. This huge fat clown with a white face and big red fake lips was cackling insanely, chasing me in the woods, trying to hit me with a rag doll soaked in gasoline. I kept trying to run but it was muddy and I wasn't getting anywhere. In retrospect I don't think the clown was exactly makin' tracks either but still a scary, scary dream. Hmm, maybe there was angel dust in that Taco Bell I had.

I also had Taco Bell yesterday.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

BTM

Quote from: doggett on February 24, 2009, 02:30:37 PM
Even though Jade is dying, I still find her annoying.

I HAVE to ask, what's this a reference to?  I know of about a dozen characters from several sources with the name Jade...
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

Doggett

Quote from: BTM on February 24, 2009, 03:45:42 PM
Quote from: doggett on February 24, 2009, 02:30:37 PM
Even though Jade is dying, I still find her annoying.

I HAVE to ask, what's this a reference to?  I know of about a dozen characters from several sources with the name Jade...

Jade isn't a character, she's a real woman who recently discovered she has cancer and only has a few weeks to live. And because of this "the press" has decided to treat her like a saint. I didn't like her when she was healthy and now that she's dying my opinion still hasn't changed. She's famous for being a reality TV star.
That's it.
It's not like she invented a time machine or created a decent tasting diet cola drink.

Everyone is gonna die, I don't expect people to change their opinions of me just because I'm gonna drop...
Which, hopefully, is a long time from now!
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

ghouck

It's still sad she's dying and has a couple years left before she even hits 30. People are just letting her know how much they like her and such while they still have a chance.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Saucerman

I think my most recent ex girlfriend is regretting ending the relationship and might want to get back together with me, but is afraid to say so.  Which is fine by me, as I have no intention of getting back together with her (I recognize that the factors that led to the relationship ending are not going to change any time soon).  I miss her, but I recognize that it just wasn't meant to be. 

Mr. DS

I'm hanging out at the library while my son is doing puzzles.  For once in a long time I feel completely at peace.  I think its the absolute quiet of this room.  :smile:
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

ghouck

I went to a Lonestar Steakhouse recently. I made my order and they asked me if I wanted to "Texas Size" my order. I said "No, I'm not on a diet". They looked confused. (This was here in Alaska)

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Raffine

Here's the perfect gift for that someone special to immortalize your own love story:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlIMeTMfbHk

That's assuming your love story involves spinning around in a teacup, walking around in very tight jeans, and getting shot in the ass with arrows.
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Saucerman

Quote from: Saucerman on February 16, 2009, 07:57:31 PM
For one of my classes, I was assigned an article to read and write a response to.  The article turned out to be a neurotic, vitriol-spewing Feminazi diatribe in which the Greek column is identified as a glorification of the hateful, oppressive penis (its role in holding up roofs conveniently ignored), as is the beanstalk in "Jack and the Bean Stalk." Worse, Beethoven's Ninth Symphony is cheapened into an anthem of rape and sadomasochism, the uplifting "Ode to Joy" finale rendered no more than a cheap mask over the rapist's face.

My response paper is twice the length the professor wanted, and would make Hunter S. Thompson and Johnny Rotten blush. 

I look forward to seeing what sort of grade I get on it.


Got the response paper returned to me yesterday.  I got an A+ on it, and the professor's comments on my insightfulness and well-thought-out response, although she cautioned that I should try to see the Feminazi viewpoint as well. 

Doggett

                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Doggett

#1288
How many people have watched Species for the actual plot.

In fact, how did Species get any sequels? Let alone three of 'em ?



Moral of the story:

Never underestimate how desperate men are to watch a hot chick take her top off...
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

BTM

I'm having spaghetti tonight, it's one of my favorite meals.  Just wish my car was working so I could buy some garlic bread to go with it.  :bluesad:
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss