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You know you're a bad movie lover when:

Started by Jack, February 27, 2009, 12:21:25 PM

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Jack

1)  You go to the Internet Movie Database, see that a movie has a rating of 4/10, and think to yourself "Gee, this must be pretty good!"

C'mon, let's see if we can get 100 of these  :teddyr:
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Mr. DS

2.) Where you look for release dates prior to the 1990s when picking out horror and sci-fi flicks flicks on your online renting que.
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ghouck

3) You choose more films due to complaints you hear about them than you choose due to their compliments.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

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"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Mr. DS

4.) When you look at "Top 100 Worst Films Ever List" and think you compose a list twice as awful.
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InformationGeek

5) When all the movies you bought in the last month are critically panned by almost everyone.
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Quote from: InformationGeek on February 27, 2009, 12:45:24 PM
5) When all the movies you bought in the last month are critically panned by almost everyone.

I did buy The Avengers...

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If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Doggett

6) If you'd rather buy an obscure DVD no-one has heard of than go see the latest summer blockbuster.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

akiratubo

7.) When you devote an afternoon to comparing the new, restored DVD version of a bad movie to an ancient, worn out VHS just to note the improvements.
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Mofo Rising

8) You look at the nominee list for the Razzies and think "posers."
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meQal

9) Your begin wanting to see a film when you see it was directed by Russ Meyer, Doris Wishman, Ed Wood Jr. or Lloyd Kaufman.
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lester1/2jr

10 )you rate a movie based on how well it would play in a drive in or on 42nd street even though neither of those things have existed for decades. 

11) you haven't seen any of the things parodied in the various "scary movie" type movies and/ or  can't name a heath ledger or hugh jackman movie

schmendrik

12) You are familiar with and have an opinion on "Gymkata", "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes", and "Plan 9 from Outer Space"

13) It's a favorable one.

Nukie 2

14) You have a great dream that you're watching a hidden sequal, or follow up to a favourite bad movie.

15) You go on a quest to find such a hidden sequal or follow up to a favourite bad movie.

16) You definitately are a bad movie lover when: You find such a sequal.

17) THEY know you are a bad movie lover when: You make the sequal.

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Raffine

18) You wonder if that $1.00 DVD of THE APE MAN you spot in the Wal-Mart checkout line could possibly, just possibly, be made from a cleaner print than the four other copies you own.

19) You have an opinion on 'Cinecolor'.

20) You make a single purchase and increase your DVD collection by 50 films.
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

JJ80

No.21 - The words "Rubber Dinosaur" are a factor in your decision to view a particular film.
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