FEAST III - HAPPY FINISH

[indianasmith]

Wow, I didn't even know this sequel was projected after viewing the last movie.  I mean, how do you top a film in which a baby is fed to ravenous aliens, biker chicks donate their leather halter tops to make a catapult, a melting grandma and a midget are flung across a busy street to try and get into the barricaded jail, and ravenous, horny aliens devour the population of a small West Texas town and even rape cats?

Well, without giving away too many spoilers, this film is every bit as horrifically awesome and grotesque as the first two.  Offensive, sarcastic, grotesque, and irresistible, this movie is also highly educational!  Did you know:

An alien can eat, digest, and excrete a severed human head in about 10 seconds?
A man can survive an entire movie with a pipe through his head?
You shouldn't use too much gunpowder to cauterize a wound?
A man raped by an alien can bring a hybrid child to full term in about 30 seconds?
Aliens don't like the sound of feedback from hearing aids?

Learn all this and more!!  Watch FEAST III: HAPPY FINISH today . . . . and watch it ALL, even the closing credits!!! It's worth it!!!

[element19_98]

yep i agree this is one crazy triology,with each succesion getting odder than the last lol gotta check em out

[roscoenadsat]

a funny movie

[Wag]

I never even heard of Feast until about 30 mins ago when I stumbled upon it on IMDB; I thought it sounded intriguing and now I learn on here that it is a trilogy.

It sounds like it's worth a look.