Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)

[lester1/2jr]

  SOmetimes you just want to give a movie 5 stars and nothing can stop you.   THat's probably what has happned here but I maintain that it deserves them.   Fresh off the international blockbuster "Malibu Express" Andy Sidaris confounded the public by taking the road less traveled and heading out to Hawaii for a action comedy filled with bad acting , bad dialogue,  raunchy jokes and topless babes.  and you were expecting another " Malibu express" !!  men in speedos,  women with big hair, the way it's supposed to be.  I don't even feel like I have to mention the mutant killer snake, it's such an embarasment of riches alrready.  highest possible recommendation. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOBbmdJTLdE

"here's the gun, skater, blow em away"


"no problem baby"

[Javakoala]

oh...my...GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And to think I've been avoiding those films.

[lester1/2jr]

I saw return to savage beach a long time ago.  all i can remeber is how unbelievbly big all the womens breasts were.  obviously I need to see it again

[indianasmith]

Wow.  That one looks . . . memorable!!