Film Quote of the Day

[meQal]

"I look like a crime scene dad." - Amber Sweet - Repo! The Genetic Opera

[InformationGeek]

Miguel: Hey, Tulio, look on the positive side: at least things can't get...
[a thunder clap. It starts pouring rain]
Tulio: Excuse me, were you about to say "worse"?
Miguel: No.
Tulio: No? You're sure?
Miguel: Definitely not, I'm going to revise that whole thing.

From The Road to El Dorado (2000)

[metalmonster]

FISHMAN:"we'd better start looking for pine cones"
SPIDER:"pine cones?"
FISHMAN:"the manual says when your campsite is surrounded by green woods always use pine cones to start your fire"
SPIDER:"if the manual told you to stick your weiner in a light socket would you do it?"


----From the movie BUSHWHACKED

[Psycho Circus]

"If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. If you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the Earth."

-Jacob's Ladder (1990)

[Doggett]

"There is a name to my pain and it is Batman"...The Joker, Batman (1989)

[metalmonster]

" We're Gonna Make Them Eat Our S*** , And Then S*** Out Our S*** , And Then Make Them Eat Their Own S*** Wich Is Made Of Our S*** That We Made Them Eat!"



-------from JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK

[Mr. DS]

(Two guys while was boobs on television)

Guy #1: "I like knockers..."
Guy #2:  "I like knockers too..."
(knock on door)

Guy #1:  "Somebodys knockin..."
Guy#2:  "I like knockers too..."

Redneck Zombies

[InformationGeek]

Ramsley: Damn you. Damn you all to Hell!

From The Haunted Mansion (2003)

[Doggett]

"I've had it with these muthaf***ing dinosaurs in this muthaf***ing park"*.....Samuel L Jackson, Jurassic Park










*I might have made this one up.

[Mr. DS]

"I've had it with these muthaf***ing dinosaurs in this muthaf***ing park"*.....Samuel L Jackson, Jurassic Park

"DOES T-REX LOOK LIKE A B*TCH!"

[Rev. Powell]

"It's not a crime to be good at kung fu!" --KUNG FU HUSTLE

[Hammock Rider]

Here's a few from Shogun Assassin:

Daigoro: Sometimes if you want to take a bath, you have to take a chance.


Daigoro: At night, we make a fire, and have our tea, and we listen for the ninja, who never make a sound.

Daigoro: When we're on a mission, I keep count of how many ninja my father kills. He says not to keep count, only to pray for their souls. But if I don't keep count, I don't know how many souls to pray for. So I keep count. So far it's three hundred and forty-two.
(three ninja women ambush Lone Wolf. He swiftly kills them)
Daigoro: Three hundred and forty... five.


Master of Death: (his jugular fatally slashed) Your technique is magnificent.
When cut across the neck, a sound like wailing winter winds is heard, they say. I'd always hoped to cut someone like that someday, to hear that sound. But to have it happen to my own neck is ridiculous.

[Saucerman]

"The mediator between the HEAD and HANDS...MUST BE THE HEART!" -- Metropolis (1927)

[Psycho Circus]

"The dreams of youth are the regrets of maturity."

-Legend (1985)

[Doggett]

"Dogs and cats living together..."     -   Dr. Venkman, Ghostbusters