My hometown

[Jack]

So today we get this headline:  Woman charged for assault with knife and pizza

http://www.winonadailynews.com/articles/2009/03/04/news/00lead.txt

It wouldn't actually seem so weird, but not too long ago we had someone attacking someone with a squeegee and a window screen:

http://www.winonadailynews.com/articles/2009/02/05/news/00lead.txt

I'm starting to think that people in my town just wouldn't do very well in the coming zombie apocalypse. 

[CheezeFlixz]

Either that or a guest star spot on Trailer Park Boys

[Trevor]

So today we get this headline: 

http://www.winonadailynews.com/articles/2009/03/04/news/00lead.txt

:

http://www.winonadailynews.com/articles/2009/02/05/news/00lead.txt

I'm starting to think that people in my town just wouldn't do very well in the coming zombie apocalypse. 

Woman charged for assault with knife and pizza

It wouldn't actually seem so weird, but not too long ago we had someone attacking someone with a squeegee and a window screen

[trekgeezer]

How big is Winona?

[Jack]

It's about 25,000 people.

[Trevor]

The 'assault with knife and pizza' and 'the attack with a squeegee and a window screen' always makes me smile. 

[Joe the Destroyer]

I saw Cheezeflixz and got excited.

Then noticed his post was dated for two years ago. 

[Doggett]

I saw Cheezeflixz and got excited.

Is there...

*ahem*

Something you want to tell us ?