Film Quote of the Day

[metalmonster]

HOBO:"easy easy you gotta calm down there!"
GARY:"i hurt people...i'm a d***!"
HOBO:"well being a d**k aint so bad....you see there are three kinds of people
d***s p*****s and a**holes , the p*****s think everyone can get along and the d***s just wanna f*** all the time without thinking it through
but then you got your a**holes and all the a**holes want is to s***
all over everything ,...and the P*****s might get mad at the d***s
once in a while .....because p*****s get f***ed by d***s
....but d***s also f*** a**holes....and if they didn't f*** the a**holes
do you know what you'd get?.....
you'd get your d*** and your p***y all covered in s***!"



-a hobo gives gary a pep talk in the movie TEAM AMERICA World Police

[Doggett]

"Ordinary life is pretty complex stuff"

American Splendor

[Hammock Rider]

"Some big, hardboiled egg gets a look at a pretty face and bang, he cracks up and goes sappy! "

Carl Denham from King Kong-1933

[Wortcov]

 "I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say... "Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it."

"Frank, snap out of it! You're looking at her like she was your mother for Christ's sake!"

the naked gun 2 ½: the smell of fear.

[metalmonster]

"your job will be to tell them death comes for them tonight
......and tell them eric draven sends his regards"



- THE CROW

[Psycho Circus]

"I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it."

-Tommy Boy (1995)

[Wag]

Let the gnomes play their sissy piccolos

- Futurama: Bender's Game

[Psycho Circus]

"You didn't see nothing old man. We're just five happy party clowns, sitting down to a plate of beef. White- powdery- beef."

-Shakes The Clown (1991)

[AndyC]

"Wolfman's got nards!"

- The Monster Squad

[InformationGeek]

Yukie: There's no such thing as a happy ending in this world!
Makino:  Yes there is!  As long as you are willing to fight for it!

From Naruto: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow (American Edition, 2007)

[BTM]

Little Old Lady: I'm mostly gonna be doing the slots.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. I'm hoping to do some sluts, too. Yeah. Do they have a lot of sluts in Las Vegas?
Little Old Lady: Oh, there are so many slots, you won't know where to begin.
Beavis: Whoa!

    -Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

[Doggett]

"I have my resevations", Whitestar - The Lost Empire

[Psycho Circus]

"We are not role-models for your life"

-Lizzie Grey (The Metal Years)

[AndyC]

Fezzik: "I just figured out why you give me so much trouble."

Man in Black: "Why is that, do you think?"

Fezzik: "Well, I haven't fought just one person for so long. I've been specializing in groups. Battling gangs for local charities, that kind of thing."

- The Princess Bride

[Doggett]

"Luckily for you, I come equipped with my own air-bags"


Elvira's Haunted Hills