The light!

[Nukie 2]

"Devour me oh Mighty Ball of Fire!"

or

"Could someone put the blinds down; it's too damned bright in here!"

[Mr. DS]

"ITS GOOD, WE'RE SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!"

[asimpson2006]

"SPIRIT BOMB"

[JJ80]

Christian disco music never caught on as a genre!

[AndyC]

The Church of Christ in Alamogordo stopped holding desert prayer meetings around 1955, when membership declined sharply.

[Magnus]

After the blinding flash of light Sally somehow felt that she was just a little more hip and had a little more soul.   

[Pennywise]

Praising Lady: "Send us lots of money, God!"

God: "It doesn't work that way, but here's some sunlight on a partially cloudy day for you instead."