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Started by Mr. DS, March 18, 2009, 12:01:59 PM

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Mr. DS

So we've talked about pet peeves in other threads.  How about little things that happen that make your day better.  For example, stressing about what you're going to make for dinner but remembering you have leftovers from the night before you can heat up in a few minutes.
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Psycho Circus


The Burgomaster

The people in this forum.  *sigh*
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

ghouck

Hearing some of the stories about what happens/has happened to some of the inmates here makes the more sadistic side of me laugh. One guy who has multiple sex-related offenses on his record got caught messing with someone's very young kid. Apparently the local police in whatever village he was in picked the guy up while he was walking down the road at night, in the winter. They beat the crap out of him, made him strip down naked because the victim described some tattoos, and then the PUSHED HIM OUT OF THE POLICE CAR NAKED AT ABOUT 45 MPH. The guy was all screwed up, broken limbs, a combination of road rash and frost bite pretty much all over, and they stopped, put him back in the car and did it again. That's what happens when you mess with kids, especially when you prove you don't intend to stop. 
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

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"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Psycho Circus

...The bus being on time, the sun being out at lunchtime, the elderly falling and hurting themselves.  :teddyr:

Ed, Ego and Superego

I was in a Terrible mood this moning, then a friend dropped by a super-strong mocha.
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Mr. DS

The wind turbine in town that I can see from my window is finally moving.
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BTM


Free food, especially pizza!  :)
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

Doggett

Quote from: The Burgomaster on March 18, 2009, 01:55:37 PM
The people in this forum.  *sigh*
:smile:
:wink:
:thumbup:
:teddyr:
:cheers:


Anyway, Fail cheers me up :




I'm thinking that woman is either a relative or a babysitter or a teacher. Either way, not cool !!!
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

ghouck

Quote from: BTM on March 18, 2009, 11:44:34 PM

Free food, especially pizza!  :)

Free food, now there's something money just can't buy.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

ER

When that crazy bag lady I always have to walk past downtown misses when she throws stuff at me.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Mr. DS

Quote from: BTM on March 18, 2009, 11:44:34 PM

Free food, especially pizza!  :)
Yes, yes indeed. Never turn down a free meal I say. 
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"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

indianasmith

When I go walking down to the barn and all 20 goats fall into a single file line behind me!

Or when I see the week-old (goat) kids frisking and playing together in my pasture . . . .
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

RCMerchant

Quote from: Circus_Circus on March 18, 2009, 01:42:30 PM
Beer

...for the drunken scary clown....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtmhvsn3QJw

For me...

Finding a whole ciggerette (not a butt!) at 11:00 at night when I run out of smokes.
Juju Fruits.
Finding a cool B-movie at the flea market.
Getting laid is always a rare treat.   :twirl: (very,very, rare lately... :bluesad:)
A good thunderstorm!
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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Javakoala

Quote from: Circus_Circus on March 18, 2009, 02:07:53 PM
...The bus being on time, the sun being out at lunchtime, the elderly falling and hurting themselves.  :teddyr:

You are one vicious bastard, Circus.  I like that about you.

What makes my day?  Shutting up a torked off veteran by handing him a solution and fixing his problem. NOW GET OFF MY PHONE!!!!  And thank you for your time in service, sir.