Things That Make Your Day

[BTM]

When I go walking down to the barn and all 20 goats fall into a single file line behind me!

Or when I see the week-old (goat) kids frisking and playing together in my pasture . . . .

Dude, you live on a farm with goats?  Oh wow, I didn't know that!  Do you raise them or something?

Hey, is it true goats will eat practically anything?  I've heard all kinda of wacky stories about their dietary habits...

[Mr. DS]

Realizing at work that you forgot to put the trash out but then realizing again it isn't trash day. 

[Saucerman]

Boobs.

[Hammock Rider]

When the counterman puts extra grilled onions on my kielbasa. And plenty of mustard to go with it.

[Saucerman]

The look on my ex-girlfriend's ignorant twatwaffle of a roommate's face when I explained why she could not borrow my copy of Watchmen.

Reasons being:
1) The last time I loaned her a book, after asking her to be gentle with it because it was old and out of print and had sentimental value to me, she broke the spine and was generally disrespectful towards it.
2) She's generally disrespectful towards everything she borrows from everybody -- the soup pot she broke the handle off of, the hairdryer she destroyed, my ex-girlfriend's digital camera (not damaged, but it stayed on the roommate's side of the room for most of the year...until we booby-trapped it with shirtless photos of me)
3) Since I'm no longer dating my ex-girlfriend, I no longer feel the need to feign respect for those among her friends who are undeserving.
4) Aforementioned roommate makes the topless women in slasher films look wise.

[Rev. Powell]

Coffee.  Every day.

[Trevor]

Buying my beautiful sister lingerie, nice high heel shoes and red roses at least twice a month and seeing her lovely and her delight when I give them to her.

I've been doing this for her many years now ~ she is a truly special lady. 

[Psycho Circus]

Coffee.  Every day.

Amen to that Rev. 

[Jack]

Anyway, Fail cheers me up :

I browsed through about 70 pages of that failblog the other day, laughed my butt off 

[Wag]

Fox's biscuits, a work colleague when he mixes up sayings and proverbs without realising, Futurama on TV when I get home, finding money (I found 50p yesterday  ), finishing work early (I left 4 minutes early today and am also done for the weekend - yay), dismissing my more obnoxious learners at work.....

I reckon there's probably more  .

[Allhallowsday]

... the elderly falling and hurting themselves. 

That's just mean.    

These things make my day:

Hearing from an old friend. 

Finding a CD I'd lost or forgotten about. 

Having dinner made for me. 

RCMerchant's brilliantly off-kilter commentary. 

Whipping all of the contestants asses on "Jeopardy"

Finally crossing a film off of my "must see" list. 

Sunshine and warm weather. 

This clip: http://maniacworld.com/OctoMom-Giving-Birth.html

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Coffee
When buttheads get comeuppance
Reading "Yoo hoo Moon" to my daughter.
Waking up, thinking its time to get up, and its actually BEFORE 12.
-Ed

[BTM]

Buying my beautiful sister lingerie, nice high heel shoes and red roses at least twice a month and seeing her lovely and her delight when I give them to her.

I've been doing this for her many years now ~ she is a truly special lady. 

Ahhh.. that's so SWEET!  They way you and your sister get along, and that you buy her roses... and uh... high heels... and... er.. lingerie??!? 

Actually, dude, that's kind creepy...

Unless it's a STEP-sister, then it's okay. 

[Psycho Circus]

Listening to KISS
Famous people dying
My country failing at all forms of international sport
It not being windy

[Doggett]

Wind is the arch enemy of anyone with long hair !!!!