ShamWow Guy busted after fight with hooker

[sprite75]

I came to find out this evening that Vince Shlomi - aKa Mr. ShamWow - had been arrested back in February for hitting a prostitute at a Miami hotel.

I guess not everyone loved his nuts.

[Ash]

I wonder if he used a ShamWow to clean up after he was done with her.

[meQal]

His mugshot witht he story looks like she used the Slap Chop on him.

[Mr. DS]

I'm saddened it wasn't Billy Mayes

[Jack]

Aw man, that guy was like my hero 

[Mr. DS]

I found this guy's take on ShamWow pretty funny...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uONnbrD59Lo

[Allhallowsday]

I found this guy's take on ShamWow pretty funny...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uONnbrD59Lo

LOL  Shamwow, i rember no shamwow...

[ghouck]

Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex."

Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse.

Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go."

OK, I see the problem, , he shorted her $70, , and that $70 was for the tongue-kissing.

[ER]

Somewhere Hugh Grant is laughing about this.

[Ash]

I almost bought a ShamWow the other day.  I was grabbing a few items at Wal-Mart and while selecting a can of tuna, I saw the ShamWow on one of those impulse racks.   Yes, for some reason, they had a small rack of them right next to the tuna.

I picked one up, examined it and put it back.  It's just me living here and I hardly ever spill anything, so I couldn't see paying $6.99 for a towel.
The last thing spilled here at my apt. was an entire beer. One of my friends was pretty hammered and knocked it over.
We sopped it up with a dirty bathroom towel I fished out of the clothes hamper.   

[sprite75]

I'm saddened it wasn't Billy Mayes

Well if it was Mr. Mays taking a prostitute back to his room (I know, a real appealing mental image) he could've given the prostitute a real nice orange glow!

[WilliamWeird1313]

I'm saddened it wasn't Billy Mayes

Well if it was Mr. Mays taking a prostitute back to his room (I know, a real appealing mental image) he could've given the prostitute a real nice orange glow!

(speaking way too loud and way too excitedly): Hi! I'm Billy Mays! And now, with the fifty dollars I have in my pocket, you too can get paid big money to knock my junk around!

[asimpson2006]

I'm saddened it wasn't Billy Mayes

Well if it was Mr. Mays taking a prostitute back to his room (I know, a real appealing mental image) he could've given the prostitute a real nice orange glow!

(speaking way too loud and way too excitedly): Hi! I'm Billy Mays! And now, with the fifty dollars I have in my pocket, you too can get paid big money to knock my junk around!

If that was the case, he would also try and ponder some Oxi Clean to her after wards for the sole purpose of having the sheet be cleaned of his semen stains.

[Paquita]

I can't say that I'm surprised.  I doubt it will harm his reputation as a snarky butthole. 

He's 44?  That's shocking!  I thought he was at least in his early 30s.  He should be doing infomercials for make-up now.

I found this guy's take on ShamWow pretty funny...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uONnbrD59Lo

Thanks.  I've been watching this kid's vidoes for an hour now.  I hate working from home.

[ghouck]

Somewhere Hugh Grant is laughing about this.

I'm picturing Eddie Murphy: "Mine might have been a man but at least I didn't kiss the B!tch. . "