Movie Idea

[Taylor]

Ghost Rider, Bangkok Dangerous, Next, Knowing, National Treasure, The Rock,
... Nicholas Cage is in one cheesy movie after another, and he always has a different hairstyle and can tell the future or is a supernatural motorcycle rider or something like that.

What about something that really banks on his cheesiness of late?

I'm thinking a movie similar to Bloodsport, where he plays the main character. Call it Cage Match.

Nicholas Cage in Cage Match

[Skull]

Joey "Blue" Suedeshoe


Plot:

A professional Elvis impersonator, Joey Suedeshoe, is blackmailed into playing the real Elvis in a West Berlin concert, during the Cold War while being stalked by neo-nazi devil worshipers, whom believes that Elvis would be the perfect host body for Hitlers Brain.

Cast:

Nicholas Cage as Joey Suedeshoe

Bruce Campbell as The Real Elvis

[The Burgomaster]

How about Nicholas Cage as Fu Manchu in:

Fu Manchu and the Caged Virgins

"Nicholas Cage is Fu Manchu . . . If there's one movie you must see this summer . . ."

[the ghoul]

Godzilla vs. Nicholas Cage.  It would be a very short movie, but very satisfying.

[LilCerberus]

I could imagine Nicholas Cage as Cabren in a remake of Galaxy of Terror, toned down way too much of course, with Malcolm McDowell as the pathetically not so mysterious Kor.

Maybe throw in some low-brow reference to Golden Apples of the Sun (better known as Caged Terror, just to keep with this whole "cage" theme).

[meQal]

OK if we are looking at remakes for Nicholas Cage then lets remake Manos, the Hands of Fate.

Nicholas Cage as The Master
Adam Sandler as Torgo

[Psycho Circus]

A remake of The Cube, called "The Cage". Where a group of people wake up trapped inside Nicolas Cage and have to get from room to room rediscovering his talent for dark comedy and offbeat drama....

[Cthulhu]

Joey "Blue" Suedeshoe


Plot:

A professional Elvis impersonator, Joey Suedeshoe, is blackmailed into playing the real Elvis in a West Berlin concert, during the Cold War while being stalked by neo-nazi devil worshipers, whom believes that Elvis would be the perfect host body for Hitlers Brain.

Cast:

Nicholas Cage as Joey Suedeshoe

Bruce Campbell as The Real Elvis

That's..genius.


Note to self: kill Skull, and steal his idea.

[Doc Daneeka]

Nicolas Cage in FACE/OFF SQUARED, in which Cage comes back from the dead (John Travolta's face having fallen off after being "dead" for so long) to find Travolta has re-donned his face in order to learn more terrorist knowledge. This prompts Cage to step in and make his life a living hell once again, whilst trying to retake control of his empire.

[jimmybob]

Nicolas Cage in "Weed Bust"

PLOT: A pothead rookie cop is assigned to a small town where he finds that a religious cult is stealing weed from the local township, and burning it for sacrificial uses. He then sets out to destroy the cult, discovering their darkest secrets...

-Jimmybob