Picard's Mysterious Object

Ash · April 02, 2009, 05:19:19 PM

What could Picard be saying to Riker about his mysterious object?

zombie no.one · April 02, 2009, 05:43:14 PM

"...before I left, the people of Xanthia presented me with this miniature statue of myself...there's a few things I'd change, but at least they got my head right."

ChuckSplatt · April 02, 2009, 06:31:22 PM

I practice speeches to my large chess pawn.

What's so funny, Riker?

sideorderofninjas · April 02, 2009, 10:12:25 PM

Number One, this is an ancient statue to honor the great Kojak who continually asked "Who loves you, baby?"

sprite75 · April 03, 2009, 12:24:41 AM

Picard: Legend says that contained within this object is a formula for an aphrodisiac that makes sex a trillion times better for both men and women. Supposedly the trick is figuring out how to open this object without damaging the data crystal contained within.
Riker: So I suppose smashing it open is out of the question?

NelsonRage · April 03, 2009, 01:36:35 AM

Picard: " Sometimes when I get lonely Riker, I light some candles, set this massager to stun and need I say it boldly goes where no man has gone before?"

AndyC · April 03, 2009, 04:46:42 AM

"I appreciate the gift, Will, but you know I don't wear as much cologne as you do. How am I ever going to use all this?"

meQal · April 03, 2009, 06:16:52 AM

"I think our Rice Crispy Squares have began to turn on us."

Jack · April 03, 2009, 07:05:58 AM

Picard: "The squares represent the robotic nature of the physical, while the sphere represents the mental side, the complex, the..."
Riker: "You really need to get laid."

Flangepart · April 03, 2009, 05:45:31 PM

Quote from: Ash on April 02, 2009, 05:19:19 PM

What could Picard be saying to Riker about his mysterious object?

Boy, when you find out how many different shapes there are for phallic symbols...

JJ80 · April 04, 2009, 04:25:16 PM

"Excellent, Number One, this will look splendid in the on-board garden!"

Wag · April 05, 2009, 07:35:26 AM

"You'd think with all the technology at our disposal, someone would be able to design a more sleek and compact mobile phone."

AndyC · April 05, 2009, 10:24:27 PM

"It was an interesting shore leave Number One, save for one small misunderstanding. But thanks to the highly skilled proctologists of Beta IV, I'm alive and I have this souvenir."

Dr. Whom · April 10, 2009, 05:41:21 AM

This is amazing, Riker. I never realised that on Megadon-5, toilet paper comes in cubes.

Pennywise · April 13, 2009, 03:59:36 AM

"Alright, Riker, I've brought the modeling clay so I can strip nude for you to sculpt me. That's the last time I lose a bet to you..."

Picard's Mysterious Object

ChuckSplatt