Britain is rubbish

[Doggett]

To show no hard feelings to ghouck, I'd like everyone to mock, point and laugh at how rubbish blighty is.*

Post links or random thoughts to how pathetic the little island is.

Stereotypes always welcome 

1. Why are Brits so smug, they haven't done anything worthwhile in the last 200 years !




*I'm a Brit and I do like it here. It's just for a bit of silly fun. Just for fun. No actual hatred, please.

[Doggett]

2 - It's full of pathetic little twerps who love to run down their counrty despite contributing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING towards it!

Been watching Jeremy Kyle, JJ 

[JJ80]

I'm thinking much closer to home.

[Doggett]

I'm thinking much closer to home.

Me ?

[JJ80]

Definitely not!

[Doggett]

Definitely not!

Is that sarcasm ?

I hope my fellow Brits aren't offended. I like Britain. 

I think we're much better as a whole instead of being split up which is what the politicians want.

[JJ80]

No.2  - Way too much litter, everywhere!

[Doggett]

3. Peple who mourn for Jade Goody.*


If you like her so much why not throw yourself off a cliff and join her.
Grr..




*Except her family, obviously. I'm not a total monster.

[Doggett]

3. Peple who mourn for Jade Goody.*

4. The spelling is atrocious. 

[JJ80]

3. Peple who mourn for Jade Goody.*


If you like her so much why not throw yourself off a cliff and join her.
Grr..




*Except her family, obviously. I'm not a total monster.

You're damn right, the media coverage was and is incredible of what is essentially a matter for the poor woman's relatives and friends.

On a related note to both this and our buddy Mr Kyle - 5 - Bad talk shows/reality T.V!

[Doggett]

3. Peple who mourn for Jade Goody.*


If you like her so much why not throw yourself off a cliff and join her.
Grr..




*Except her family, obviously. I'm not a total monster.

You're damn right, the media coverage was and is incredible of what is essentially a matter for the poor woman's relatives and friends.

On a related note to both this and our buddy Mr Kyle - 5 - Bad talk shows/reality T.V!

Damn, I wish I could give you more karama !

You are so right !

6. I really dislike the fact that total idiots are now idolised !!
Shows like Skins and 2 pints of Lager that make being a annoying git cool !!

7. Why are kids TV presenters barely older then the kids ?!?!?!

What happenend to Andy Peters and Emma Forbes !?!

8. Why did they get rid of The Big Breakfast and replace it with rubbish !!!

9.Why isn't Channel 4 showing Cheers anymore !?!?

[JJ80]

This is a great topic! There does seem to have been a general idolisation/glorification of less than sensible social conduct spreading, I think, from the tabloid press through to television writers. They can't seem to represent everyday in a non-condescending manner.

No.10 - I'm not keen on our soap operas , especially the heavy hitter like "Coronation Street" and "Eastenders".
No.11 - The still prevalent obsession with class and snobbery.

[Doggett]

12. Hollyoaks. Seriously, what's the point ?...this is really 10 continued, I suppose.

13. Health and Saftey. Accidents happen, folks.

[JJ80]

No.14 - Misguided, trivial political correctnes, to my mind a threat to the entire concept of humour, something which we are renowned for.

[zombie no.one]

if I could eliminate one thing from here it would be the BNP, swiftly followed by chavs