Uh oh.

[sprite75]

The Enterprise took a wrong turn.

[sideorderofninjas]

Scotty, now would be a good time to get the engines up and running...

[Wag]

Looking at the awesome and terrifying ship before them, the crew of the Enterprise suddenly realised that Starfleet's ship designing abilities left a lot to be desired.

[NelsonRage]

" So what is the object of this game you call " Space Chicken ", Captain? "

[ChuckSplatt]

"I need 120% NOW SCOTTY !"


"I'm doin' the best I can, Captain! She's gonna blow if we give her more than 85.325%, that's all she's got, Captain!


I need 120% NOW. PUNCH IT !

[ghouck]

"Enterprise. . . Star Destroyer. . . Enterprise. . . Star Destroyer. . . When they designed the ship they named 'Enterprise', I'm sure they didn't expect us to go head-to-head with anything called a 'Star Destroyer', else they would have named it something like 'Star Destroyer Killer' or 'Galaxy Destroyer'. They named it 'Enterprise', so I think we just need to GTFO"

[Mr. DS]

See Spock, theres a nice looking ship, lets ask them for directions back to the space freeway. 

[AndyC]

"I sense that your corbomite device is a bluff. Commander, you may fire when ready."

[Nukie 2]

"Oops wrong wormhole-- we're in the wrong movie now!"

[sprite75]

Kirk: Size matters not. Look at my ship.  Judge her by her size, do you?

[Flangepart]

Mr. Spock, I suddenly have a craving for some pie...

[AndyC]

"We're gonna need more redshirts."

[Dr. Whom]

Uhura: There not reponding, Captain. I can only hear heavy breathing.

[Pennywise]

"Relax everyone. They always build their ships with a tiny exhaust port to shoot a photon torpedo down that'll take that whole thing out. Now, who has The Force on this ship?"

[Dr. Whom]

Sulu: Just let me take the helm for two minutes, he said. What harm can it possibly do, he said.